C’mon, no one voting for Doghouse Reilly yet? I love that name! I have no idea of who they are, but I picture a scrappy guy with the nub of a cigar in the corner of his mouth.
Also, there used to be a JPEG Jones around, but I haven’t seen them posting in a long time. I always loved the jaunty sound of their username.
Not a problem, Broken Doll. I usually have to resort to the pouting / whining / tantrum stuff, though… ain’t it sad? 
F_X
Well, I’ll be damned. Go Skippy, Go Skippy! 
Thanks, Flamsterette_X!
Can I vote for Ferret Herder? Can I herd some of your ferrets too?
I like:
Hail Ants
Legomancer
Hayduke Lives!!
sleestak
Diogenes the Cynic
OfBlinkingThings
LolaCocaCola
SolGrundy
F. U. Shakespeare
Vinnie Virginslayer
sotally tober
-and-
Beeblebrox
All of these either make me laugh outloud or puts a smile on my face. The lurker says “thank you”!
I’m fond of Anal Scurvy myself, just for the “yechh” factor. Haven’t seen him around much lately, however.
Ah, a vanity search finally pays off! Actually, I’m a shamus. And I’ve always liked imthecowgodmoo
Two things:
ThatGuyWithPants is an awesome name!!!1
Why is DorkusMalorkus pretending like he didn’t get his name from Bart Simpson?
If I remember correctly Enola Straight gets the nod on this monthy recurring thread.
Mad props to him/her, and runner up to this one-post banned name:
Pariah Carey.
Dread Pirate Jimbo. Cracks me up.
Others that immediately sprang to mind were vivalostwages
Rue DeDay
Quasimodem
lieu
Shirley Ujest
cichlidiot
Heh, guess I like puns more than I thought.
Hey, I always imagine a musician skipping rope. (or perhaps doing magic things to the rope?) Quite a cool image to have in my mind.
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another vote for: ** sotally tober **
and for some reason: El_Kabong
oh, and: ** Enola Straight **
Here are mine:
**Swimming Riddles
dragonblink (and her brilliant work rants)
orangecakes
FireUnderpantsBoobs
Eats Crayons
That Guy With Pants (love it!)
Opal Cat
Mirror Image egamI rorriM
Deadly Nightlight
poohpah chalupa 
Coldfire
CrankyAsAnOldMan
LolaCocaCola
Bad News Baboon
purplecrackwhore
pepperlandgirl
Nacho4Sara
Duck Duck Goose
and Lynn Bodoni (no, I’m NOT a suck up!) **
and that’s just off the top of my head. There are, of course, many more.
Guess mine’s a little too gross, eh? Well, I used to be Dennis Moore, but the Winter of Missed Content screwed that up. I chose my current one in memory of a college friend of mine. He and I used “P.T. Smegma” as an anonymous name (sort of like Joe Blow or John Doe) in conversation at every opportunity. We thought we were very witty. Others found us weird.
A few of my faves:
jarbabyj
Enola Straight
OpalCat[sub]hi Opal![/sub]**
Obsidian Flutterby
Crunchy Frog
Ferret Herder**
Because he’s actually a four year old girl channeling the spirit of Nebuchadnezzer of Babylon.
Nah, it was just the last three posters to a thread of mine. They seem fairly intelligent.
Remember, I often have No Clue what I’m talking about. (Hence, the name.)
If I pronounce your name wrong, will the Isrealite judges have me slain? Just wondering…
Because maybe he didn’t? I remember saying Dorkus Malorkus when I was a kid before the Simpsons ever came along, so it definately predates Bart. As much as I love the Simpsons, there was life before them, and they draw from pop culture just as much as pop culture draws from them.
Thanks Cisco. I have said Dorkus Malorkus referring to dorky people, like myself, since I was a wee youngun well before the Simpsons ever aired.
Okay, for some reason when I was getting ready for work this morning, Tapioca Dextrin and Olentzero came to mind. Just outta da blue… it’s scary, I tell ya…
…and I thought about those names all the way to work.
Folks, I have an hour’s drive to work. And every time their names would pop into my head, I’d get this big ol’ goofy grin on my face. I’m glad it’s dark out when I drive. 
I’m flattered… I think.
Here’s a vote for RTFirefly