I’m waiting for the juggling clown who’s actually an undercover Iranian spy to make an appearance in this thing.
Jill Kelley, alligator chef:
Damn, these people do get around.
I can’t believe these women aren’t Kardashians. Is anyone going to run a DNA test?
Lebanese. Totally different, apparently.
Yeah, the Kardashians are Armenian.
What - they’re gay too?
Okay, I know that was obvious but the way this scandal is going I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
Meet the mysterious shirtless FBI agent!
Well, I’ll say it. No way is that going to be an 8.
What a stud!
Take off your top!
Give it a minute or two. The photochoppers are at it as we speak.
Looks like Dick, from High Fidelity.
“That picture was sent years before Ms. Kelley contacted him about this, and it was sent as part of a larger context of what I would call social relations in which the families would exchange numerous photos of each other.”
Yes, I am literally all the time receiving topless photos of men in the context of what I would call social relations. We just exchange somewhat provocative photos of one another and then when the other gets in a bind, one person will risk their professional reputation to blow it way out of proportion. Like, all the time.
What I heard was that it wasn’t a “sexytime” topless photo that he sent, it was a photo of him at a shooting range, posing shirtless between two shirtless target dummies. So it was more of a gag photo, but I guess you could say it might have been a “sneak-brag” shirtless photo.
The NYTimes articlefrom which that quote was taken goes on to say:
Hard to say without the actual photo but I could see it being an innocuous joke.
The same article has this tidbit:
I am quite surprised at the kind of special treatment Kelley was able to obtain. We have already read about the letters the two generals wrote on behalf of her sister in her custody battle.
And there is this:
I’m not surprised that she got special treatment. Any pretty woman giving those guys any attention at all is like a rock star to them. Continued and focused attention is even more powerful. I can say this very confidently.
It does sound like it may have been an innocuous photo. Unfortunately the media does spin things as lasciviously as possible, and I guess we don’t help by taking the bait so quickly.
It may not have been salacious, but it definitely wasn’t innocuous in that it demonstrates extreme impropriety in the handling of this case.
An FBI agent personally launched an investigation at the request of a friend. Why wouldn’t Kelley just call the main FBI hotline to report this cyber crime? She needed a personal favor from a friend for her complaint to gain any traction. And when Humphries wasn’t satisfied with the FBI’s handling of the complaint, he went over the head of his own agency and reported it to congress. Any evidence of any personal friendship with Kelley makes those actions highly suspect. I would guess he would have been barred from the case once that was discovered whether he had sent her a Facebook funny or a dick pic.
Here is the photo by the way.
You know how I know it’s salacious? He’s sucking in his gut.