FBI Agent in Petraeus Case Sent Shirtless Photos to Jill Kelley.

I revise my earlier rating.

He’s suggestively showing his underwear! :eek:

Well, seeing this guy just makes this whole story make sense now.

Eh, on a scale of 1-5 Putins, I’d put him at a 2 or so. (Putin, of course, would get a 6. While wrestling a tiger.)

I can appreciate the Putin scale, however, this guy is not riding an endangered Siberian bear or anything. He’s also not standing over a dead human body and this photo did not originate on the cover of an iron-fist state controlled newspaper.

The real question is, how many babushkas fainted at the presentation of this photograph? That will give us the real answer.

Putin learned everything he knows about shirtless modeling from Yeltsin.

Humphries has the hairless thing going, but clearly needs to develop his man boobs if he wants to compete internationally.

Frankly, on the scale of Russian dictators, Humphries is a pathetic weakling. He needs to work on barreling-out his chest a little bit if he wants to get any topless texts in return.

If Brezhnevwere alive today to sext these ladies, this scandal could have escalated to full nuclear war.

Yeah, I’m wondering how many guys he sent it to, since it’s a gag.

Is he … Is he wearing granny panties?

:eek:You bastard. A warning would have been nice.:eek:

:slight_smile:

Though I thought that was Jake from State Farm.

He’s got his ass on backwards.

Hey, if Christopher Lee of NY can do it, why can’t the Feds??

Next thing you know, they’ll be arguing over States’ Pectoral Rights.