Fear Itself -

You’re a drippy, skanky ho. You’re so slutty, your leukocytes suck invaders’ flagella between your intestinal villi for cast-off oxygen. Oh, and you have no tits.

Awesome.

For what it’s worth, I believe Newcrasher that the eyes in the painting are blue. That would seem to be an absurd thing to lie about.

For the record, I never accused **newscrasher ** of lying.

The thing I want to know is simple:

WHAT IS THE DEAL? Who cares. People of almost every culture can have blue eyes. It’s not like they made Super Aryan Christ in the painting.

Congratulations tiny ham. You win the internet!

-Seriously, you’d think someone would have a picture, to say nothing of the phrase.

My god. What do I get. Is it chicken fingers? CHICKEN FINGERS? DO I WIN CHICKEN FINGERS?

say it’s chicken fingers.