Well, seeing as how the exotic, raven-haired beauty is currently sitting at a battered library computer, muttering to herself in Spanish about the slow internet connection…I’d guess she could say heck and nobody close would know 
At this point in the story, the dusky polyglot researcher is covering her ample curves with a slightly dirt stained lab coat and the librarian is of course wearing a high collared lace blouse with a pastel colored jacket.
Back to our regularly scheduled ranting. We stopped at the storage place today and opened 4 boxes. Everything went into the trash. My beloved butthead thinks that there will be things of value to find. There is NOTHING good in there, if it was of value, you wouldn’t have let it sit in storage for over 5 years. I think he’s going to go to Nebraska next week just so I don’t have to put him out of my misery.