Federal pet tax?

I heard a news blurb this morning where the governor of our state (SC) said that the federal government has asked states to levy pet taxes.

I caught only the tail end of it, so I don’t have any details.

Anyone else heard of it???

Well, my pet tax is the Stamp Act. Such a cute iddle thing, and almost housebroken, too!


…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!

I adopted the income tax as my pet tax. You can save on the handling charge by sending your money directly to me.

T or F: The pet tax is needed to keep the Conf flag flying in SC.