Tonight…LIVE ON FOX! After American Idol…
What is this “feeding tube” of which you speak…?
The end of the road
is seen clearly up ahead.
Feeding tube removed.
I’m an absolutely terrible, horrible, awful person, but this really made me laugh.
Feeding tube, feeding tube, feeding tube, feeding tube
Mushroom, mushroom…
PEG, come back to me…
See that? That’s a sig.
If I had a feeding tube and a toilet chair I would never have to leave the computer…

I can’t wait to get the feeding tube accessory for my iPod.
*Feeding tube, feeding tube
Where have you been?
In through your naval,
Out your rear end.
Feeding tube, feeding tube
What have you seen?
Your shrivelled up liver,
That spot on your spleen
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Jeez, I, too, wish everyone would stop going on about feeding tubes, already!!! Take your feeding tube and stick it up your ass!!
I see I’m not the first one to think of this.
Feeding tubes are so hot right now. I hear Paris Hilton just had a Swarski crystaled, Louis Vuitton one put in.