Swear to God.
See item 11 at
I hear they’re doing a great job of evacuating the now-homeless from the hotels they had them put up in too.
And President Bush is so upset with this display of total cluelessness on FEMA’s part that he’s done…nothing, apparently.
I imagine he’s working on the text of Mr Brown’s Medal of Freedom citation.
In related news, Michael Brown is starting a disaster preparedness planning firm. I am not making this up.
zagloba, you beat me to it. Personally, I think if Michael Brown really wanted to serve the country, he’d commit ritual suicide. That might be a bit harsh.
Forty days and forty nights camping out in the Ninth Ward might get him to grow a speck of empathy and perspective.
I’m being too optimistic, right?
Aw, come on! I bet he’ll do “a heck of a job!” At screwing everything up.
You have to admit that FEMA did a heckuva job of keeping elephants out of New Orleans after the hurricane.
Thread here.
WTF? 
There aren’t any elephants anywhere NEAR New Orleans!
See what a great job they did?