So, I’m watching this HBO show for the first time last night. There’s a bunch of chicks over-analyzing each others sex lives.
Well, they’re sitting around a restaurant table and the chick who’s experimenting with lesbianism says to the writer chick, “Do you know we have three holes down there?”
I’m intimately familiar with the first and have a pasing acquaintance with the second.
Where in the Hell is the third and what have I been missing?
Um, One hole to pee…
One hole to have normal sex…
One hole to have slightly abnormal sex…
WB, Chief!!
talk about tight!
My limited knowledge in biology is at your service
Three holes down there in a female body:
Vagina, urethra, anus
Hope I am not making a major mistake, but hey, we men do not need to have extensive knowledge about the urethra or sure!!!
I may be misinformed, but I got the distinct inpression that the third hole could be… um… used, by a guy.
A guy what?
Ya know that hole you pee out of?
Her’s is about that size, too.
For what…???
Water sports.
Well, not most guys, but you go for it, big-guy!
[sub]Must be a Navy thing[/sub]
Watch it, mister!
Well, if she was refering to her urethra (though I don’t know how lesbians have fun with that hole), I knew about that.
Good. I’m not missing anything.
Chief, if my very very very hazy recollection of this episode is right they were talking about lesbianism being the anal sex of the ninties or something. ie, the new fad that every guy wants his girl to try. I haven’t seen the show in over a year so I could be off on this one.
But, in that case I’m wondering if maybe you misinterpreted the way they phrased the coy discussion to mean the “did you know wome have 3 holes?” not necessarily implying that they were all in the crotch. Mouth, Pussy and Ass if you will. Just a guess.
Jeez, then there would be eight.
Oh, I will.
[sub]Somebody had to say it.[/sub]
I think we all know what the first two are. As for the third one…belly button?
Actually, according to the really wonderful book Lesbian Sex by JoAnn Loulan, many women enjoy stimulation of the urethra by inserting small objects (the example given was a bobby pin) or even fingertips, if the opening was large enough. The information was given in the section of the book called “what we do in bed,” and was a surprise to me, as I had never heard of it before.
Me: “We do that in bed? …really?”
It’s a great book.
Do a google search on “urethra sounds” (be a good name for a band) sometime. The results are odd.
Well, lesbians aren’t the only ones that enjoy urethral penetration. In fact, there are stainless steel “toys” that are specifically designed for “feeding the elephant.” They generally come in a set of gently S-curved surgical steel rods with rounded ends, about 6" long in incremental diameters from under a millimeter to - ouch - as much as 8 or 10 mm, or more! I’ve never seen another sex toy that comes in a set, like Allen wrenches! I’ve seen women on video use these on each other as well. (Do a search for “Urethral Weapon.”)
(I tried it once, but didn’t find the sensation appealing at all… I’ll massage mine from the outside, thank you.)
Then there’s the story from that infamous book of emergency room anecdotes (I’ve never seen a copy, just heard all the stories secondhand) where an elderly widow comes in complaining of a severe UTI. Upon her examination, the attending physician find an intact hymen and a dilated urethra. It seems that the poor woman saved herself for marriage, and her hapless husband deflowered the wrong hole.
(Poor woman! Doesn’t say much for hubby, either, does it?)
I saw a tape of this episode (which you assess quite accurately, Chief), and I inferred right away that she was referring to urethral penetration. I once had a woman ask me to stick a pinkie in there… and you know, it was so obvious that she could, the thought had crossed my mind already…