this seems to be more in the way of an aol chat room topic, but 1) I’ve seen wild squirters in porno movies and it looks nothing like peeing, and 2) I’ve been with a woman who squirted, and we were in a position in which the fluid fell directly on to me, and I can tell you it was not urine. I was almost tasteless, although under the conditions, it was hard to say for sure. also - “jilled off” I like that. it’s cute and, yes, evocative.
You don’t know Jill Shit whatcher talking about.
I have to ask. Have you tasted a lot of urine?
Speaking from a man’s perspective…
If the muscles of the vagina can be squeezed so hard as to forcibly expel fluid in excess of five feet, would that same orgasmic contraction be EXTREMELY painful to a man able to induce that orgasm while achieving penetration?
AHEM!!! Never, EVER forget that I won the TMI contest, thank you very much.
Well, Ned, one can smell it. There’s generally a correlation between how something smells and how something tastes (smell being rather important to the taste sensation). There are exceptions, of course, like vanilla.
In either case, one only has to see the movie Problem Child 2 to know that urine is tangy. 
What? You guys didn’t look at femaleejaculation.com ?? (just as well, don’t it just takes you to another stupid xxx site).
“The ex- discovered this capacity during an intimate moment. Surprised both of us.”
Didn’t notice those wet spots on the bed before?
Can you now. I hope you aren’t thinking of nasty stairwells where the urine has fostered bacterial growth. Does sweat have a strong taste? Its pretty close to urine in composition and doesn’t taste like much of anything until its been around long enough to be teaming with bacteria either.
As one who has experienced a mouthful, and I won’t bother describing the circumstances beyond calling them accidental, I assure you it is quite bland. But lets turn this on its head for a moment. If the stuff is supposed to be analogous to semen wouldn’t we expect it to have a fairly strong taste?
In any case, it has been subjected to chemical analysis so our taste tests are a somewhat crude rebutal.
I think my g/f does it. I’m not sure about it being a ‘shooting five feet’ job (coz her genital opening is kinda blocked Mr Happy at the time), but I can definitely feel a sudden wetness when she orgasms. The interesting thing is, this fluid seems to be a poorer lubricant than normal viginal fluid. It is much more watery. And I don’t think it’s urine.
GF: “Hi dear. What did you do today?”
Me: “Oh not much, darling. I just told several thousand people scattered across the globe about your vaginal juices”.
GF (disinterestedly): “Oh, that’s nice, dear.”
Great, and Astrogirl is out of the country again… Well, I’m off to Ahem take a shower…
One way to find out. Eat nothing but asparagus…then ejaculate, if ejaculate has odor of asparagus, it’s pee.
I did some research on this last year… (hey, everybody needs a hobby) and after combing the web and talking to a number of women I found there is no consensus on female ejaculation and this is truly one of the great mysteries of out time… more mysterious than cold fusion.
For example, there’s lots of unscientific evidence that it isn’t urine… doesn’t look, smell or taste like urine yet there is no place to store the quantity of fluid ejected EXCEPT the bladder. There are no known glands that could produce the fluid and it doesn’t seem that the vagina could squeeze out such a steady stream… although that may in fact be the mechanism.
I don’t understand what the big deal is? Since many women can do this someone should be able to take a sample of the fluid and analyze it carefully. If it’s urine it should be obvious… if it’s not, someone should be able to propose a mechanism for it being created and stored… and then ejected from the body.
I can’t believe that this is still a big mystery… sounds like a great PHD project for some anatomy major… any volunteers?
Truth. And it’s a beautiful, beautiful thing.
Ok, sorry to report, but the asparagus method may not work. A fairly well-conceived concept, potentially scientific in approach, but probably not do-able. The pungent odor (and I think the Great Cecil, Himself, has taken this on at one time or another) appears mostly in MALE urine. My wife, for instance, eats tons of asparagus and it makes absolutely no difference in the odor of her liquid output. I, on the other hand, just nibble on one stalk, and I can tell the next time I take a leak. So, the asparagus test won’t really do the trick.
Ejaculation came out (sorry the pun) around the time of teh G-Spot theory. Anyway:
" Married couple Dr William
Masters and Ms Johnson had experimented with large numbers of volunteers in their sex laboratory, wiring them for responses
in breathing, heart beat, and other bodily functions during intercourse and masturbation. After closely observing the
experiments, which they filmed, and questioning the subjects, they declared that the so-called vaginal orgasm was a myth. "
"At the end of the 1980 conference, gynaecologist Dr Martin Weisberg of Thomas Jefferson University Hospital in Philadelphia
said the new information was “bull.”
“I spend half my waking hours examining, cutting apart, putting together, removing, or rearranging female
reproductive organs. There is no female prostate and women don’t ejaculate,” he said.
Afterwards, Perry and Whipple
produced a woman whose vagina was being stimulated manually by her partner so that Weisberg could examine her stimulated
G spot. He changed his mind.
“The vulva and vagina were normal with no abnormal masses or spots,” he said. “The urethra was normal. Everything
was normal. She had her partner stimulate her by inserting two fingers into the vagina and stroking along the urethra
lengthwise. To my amazement the area began to swell. It eventually became a firm oval area, one by two centimetres
in size, distinctly different from the rest of the vagina. In a few moments, the subject seemed to perform a Valsalva
manoeuvre (bearing down as if starting to defecate), and seconds later several cc’s of milky fluid shot out of the
urethra. The material was clearly not urine. In fact, if the chemical analysis in the paper (given him by Perry and
Whipple) is correct, its composition is closest to prostatic fluid.”
Shrug
Not like this particular time. It was early in the relationship, and we were engaging in something new to her…which she evidently enjoyed quite a bit.
Definitely inconclusive. Asparagus imparts a funky smell and taste to semen, as well.
Well from my experience… yup females ejaculate, and in the cases I’ve seen it alot more so than guys. Don’t know what it is really but damn one time (may be TMI) when I was down on a girl she soaked my shirt and I do mean soaked. As in dripping off of the shirt and no it wasn’t pee. And with the current SO yes she does let out alot of juice. So from my standpoint yup females do ejaculate and are quite messy when doing it.
For me, the absolute biggest thrill of sex is, How Much Can I Please My Partner. For guys like me, nothing is a bigger killjoy than bad acting - unless it’s discoving later that she was doing some Very Good acting. :rolleyes: One woman I was with for a while had, in general, a difficult time reaching orgasm. Hey, it could have been my problem, though I doubted it at the time, mostly because whether or not it happened seemed to have little to do with me. But when she decided that on some particular occasion it Just Wasn’t Going to Work, she’d often act very, shall we say, enthusiastic. Although she was doing it for my benefit, it actually turned me off becuase it was so obviously counterfeit. If I’m not doing it right, just tell me what you like. And I realize sometimes two people just aren’t going to be compatible in bed, no matter how good the relationship is out of it.
However, “squirting” seems like it would be awfully hard to fake. I realize not every woman does it, a minority in my experience, but it’s nice extra. Sort of a sign of really losing control. (There are other things you could lose control of, I suppose, but let’s not stretch the metaphor too far…)
Now one of you women will tell me you can squirt on demand, and blow my litte world apart.
Well, Ned, sometimes, if you don’t pee for a long time, you can get into the bathroom and the force of the urine stream can be so strong that it puts a bit of “pee vapor” into the air (or something), and then you can smell it.
Of course, if people REALLY need to find out, I’d be willing to take a taste next time I gotta whiz (but, if I do, you people owe me BIG).
Anyone else think she should hook up with a suitable partner and perform the sexual equivalent of “dueling banjos”? 
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