Coldie, are you volunteering to be part of a sample group for a study?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=10468&highlight=Female+ejaculation
Ahhhh yep !
here is something i found that i had emailed myself:
that’s the most descriptive part of the article.
From the male point of view:
I think this sounds appealing and attractive,
just like the feminine juices in general,
somebody could tell me any way she pleased or just surprise me and it’d be OK,
I would be very pleased to find my lover doing it,
and I don’t like the term “ejaculate” for this because I already think of that as the male fluid and - as I am very much more attracted to females than to males - it makes me think of unattractive male fluid!
That’s what you consider a contribution? Snort, yourself.
I don’t believe anyone used the word repressed. But, it’s been my experience, second-hand of course, that “Euro blokes” do, in fact, tend to be arrogant, closed-minded, and selfish lovers. This has been repeatedly born out by numerous polls, which I’m sure you can Google up, if you’re interested. And, no, six is hardly a representative sampling, statistically speaking. But, six out of six is certainly an indication that the attitude is common.
Since you seem to be taking this so personally, would you care to make a genuine contribution to this thread, by sharing your personal experiences and views on the topic, or are you too repressed and arrogant for that?
What’s the matter with you, Davebear?
I gather from your response, that I was right in assuming your “cultural difference” remark had a deeper implication - I was merely slightly off on what that implication was. So, European men aren’t necessarily more repressed, but they are “arrogant, closed-minded, and selfish lovers”. And all this you gather second hand, but the evidence can be Googled if I should feel so inclined.
What’s with the sweeping generalisations, Dave? You think it would be appreciated if a European poster related that all American men were sub-par lovers, or so they heard?
Well, then.
As far as “genuine” contributions go: I have not experienced the phenomenon at hand myself. Yet, I could not let your sweeping generalisations pass as acceptable, hence my comment.
As for me taking it personally: don’t flatter yourself. Why would I? As far as I can recall, you and I never shared a night of wild passionate sex (nor do I intend to change this, no offence :)), so why would your unsubstantiated claims offend me personally?
I just happened upon a steaming pile of BS, and called it as I saw it. It’s what we do here, at the Straight Dope.
I don’t usually post in threads like these. But I’ll make an exception here.
After 23+ years of extensive research, I can tell you that whatever it is, female ejaculation isn’t urine. It doesn’t look like urine, it doesn’t smell like urine, it doesn’t, uh, taste like urine.
It’s not urine! What it is, I know not. But I’m looking forward to at least another 23+ years of trying to find out.
Snort! Not a thing, what’s the matter with you, Coldfire, old buddy?
I’ll tell you, though, I’m freaking tired of you tweaking my tail at every opportunity, while contributing NOTHING to the discussion at hand. If you’ve got a problem with me, take off the Moderator’s hat and call me out in the Pit. I’ll be happy to go toe to toe with you. Otherwise, STFU, and stop acting like a schoolyard bully. Being a moderator may give you the power to be a jerk, with impugnity, but it doesn’t give you the right.
If I say something offensive, fine, call me on it. But, you don’t need to be offensive, yourself, to do that. The line that got you all bent out of shape was a joke, and everyone knew it, even without a smilie. So, save your snorts of derision for somebody else.
And, let’s stop hijacking this thread, shall we?
Ah, the “it was all a joke” routine. Well, it may be just me, but I certainly didn’t read it as a joke. Your follow-up (the whole European men are selfish lovers thing) didn’t seem to imply you had been joking either. You’re not one to forego a smilie either, if your usual postings are any indication.
Eh. Whatever.
Couple of other things, though.[ul][li]Where am I “tweaking your tail at every opportunity”? Other than this thread, I don’t recall directly conversing with you at all, ever. Which doesn’t mean I never did, but I find it hard to believe the moment was memorable in any way.[]The moderator hat IS off, unless specifically stated otherwise. I wasn’t “acting like a schoolyard bully”, I saw a bullshit remark and commented on it. I can do that, you can do that, and so can any other poster on the SDMB. I wasn’t calling you names, or attacking you. Sure, I was sarcastic. But who’s the one that added insult to injury by tossing in all sorts of unsubstantiated claims, admittedly from second-hand information no less? I know you haven’t been here for as long as I have, but come on. You know that sort of thing will get you a reaction. Unless it’s all a joke. Right.[][Moderator hat on] Don’t tell people to shut the fuck up in forums outside the Pit. No, disguising it as an acronym doesn’t make it any better. And you know that. [/Moderator hat off][]I called you on a remark that wasn’t necessarily offensive, but it was ignorant to say the least. IMHO, I wasn’t offensive in doing so (although I certainly was sarcastic). And if the intitial post was all a joke on your behalf, then why did you aggravate things by not saying so in your first response to my remark?[]I have no intentions of pitting you - the matter simply isn’t that important. I’ll just conclude that our senses of humour vary greatly. Either that, or you’re not being entirely honest. Whichever’s the case, if you “want to go toe to toe” with me in the Pit, you’re going to have to start the thread yourself, I’m afraid.[/ul][/li][quote]
And, let’s stop hijacking this thread, shall we?
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I will, if there’s no reason to continue the hijack.
Ah, the old “innocent man” routine. It’s wearing thin, btw. Your temper is showing through. A truly innocent man wouldn’t have needed that list you included.
No, that wasn’t a joke. Never said it was. Try reading my posts, once in a while, instead of just spewing sarcasm.
Depends on my mood. I can’t help what you don’t notice.
My thoughts, exactly.
No, you’ve never bothered to follow up any of your nasty little comments. Apparently, drive-by shots are more your style. And, no, I’m sure they aren’t memorable to you, but having a Moderator call me a whore in a thread I wasn’t even participating in sure was memorable, to me.
Yes, other posters can do that, and they do. But, whether you’re wearing your hat, or not, you’re always in full uniform as a Mod. You have noticed your user status always says Moderator, haven’t you? Maybe you can’t change that, but it does make a difference, to us peons. I guess you haven’t noticed that you get away with a lot of crap because of that. Apparently, no one’s ever called you on it, before.
You say we’re just two ordinary posters, huh? Fine. I inadvertantly offended you. You deliberately offended me, so I responded in kind. It happens to us regular members all the time. The only reason you’re so astonished is because it doesn’t happen to you. You wear that big neon “Hands Off!” moderator sign all the time. Deny it all you like, but it makes a huge difference.
Unsubstantiated, again? Why don’t you just ask me for a Cite, so we can all laugh? That sure must have hit a nerve.
Fine.
Right. In your opinion, it wasn’t offensive. And, that’s all that counts, isn’t it?
I already explained that. Try reading my posts, instead just reacting to them.
Look who’s talking. Trust a con man to play the honesty card.
Nah. I’ve said my piece.
BAHAHAHAhaha! The longest post I’ve ever seen from you, completely off-topic, and you end it with that! Our senses of humor definitely do differ, but I love irony. It’s the hypocrisy I can’t stand.
Now that was humour! Sure, it was at your expense. But you seemed to take it in the spirit it was intended at the time. With a smilie, even. Still, I apologise retroatively if you were honestly offended by that - it certainly wasn’t my intention.
Oh, well. You’re obviously looking for a fight of sorts. Why, I have no idea. The allegations tossed my way in your post are completely alien to me. I’ve been pitted over moderator decisions repeatedly, but I can’t say people regularly point it out to me that I behave like a jackass and get away with it because of my “moderator” status. So, unless that changes, I’m going to assume it’s just you, Dave.
I could have a go at all those little jabs of yours individually, but what would be the point? I’ll see that Pit thread when it comes. I’m no mod here, but in my estimation I’d say that anything over the level of your last post would be out of line for this forum. Have fun, I’m out of here.
Boys, boys…can we get back on topic now? For the record, I’ve gushed with American and European men…makes no difference if they are attentive lovers. Be nice to each other please.
Well, there’s no smilie in my post, so why would you assume I was joking then, but not now? And, yes, it was extremely offensive.
That’s a smilie, right? That was also the reason why I thought you took my joke the way it was intended. At the time, your post certainly didn’t give me the idea I had caused offense. In fact, it still doesn’t.
Gentlemen, please!
I hadn’t even planned on participating in this darn thread, but I hate to see discord. Especially in international, umm, relations. What could I do to convince you both to back into your respective corners, Davebear and Coldfire? Anything? Could you please make nice?
(Sorry, I can’t regale you with any gushy tales of my own. But as someone who’s had experience with American men, with European men, and with a couple who spent part of their lives in Europe and part in the U.S., I can’t say I’ve ever noticed any corelation whatsoever between country of origin and level of consideration in bed.)
This is all well and good but, will someone tell me how I can make my girlfriend do this!
OMIGOD! I have Coldfire Syndrome (an inability to correctly read a Davebear post)!
Since you ask so nicely, I will withdraw, now.
Omnipresent , e-mail me if you like and I will try to describe the trick to you both as politely as possible. It would be nearly impossible to keep this discussion clean and clinical for the public, but I don’t mind sharing off-board.
Okay Eva and I have both asked you nicely to stop bickering. This STARTED over whether or something or another about Euro guys versus American guys…I don’t care enough to even go back and read the specifics. But you guys are just carryng on to carry on. Take a deep breath and just be adults. It doesn’t matter who has the last word. Be a gentleman and let it go. Please.
Being a good lover has no correlation over what country you were born in. I’m sure you are both fabulous in bed. [she gushed…]
Sorry Omnipresent…I don’t know how to make your girlfriend do it…it just came natural for me.
Who said anything about umm, withdrawing? I would think that would make achieving the objective of this thread’s discussion rather difficult, but then what do I know…(And how can you post if you haven’t withdrawn yet?)
Seriously, I’m glad. I hope everyone can let bygones be bygones.