I was over at my neighbors house last night. We were drinking and bullshitting.
The conversation turns to sex. My neigbor says that the best way to get his GF off is with a 9V battery. He says he just folds the uh… “flaps” back and just lightly touches her with the battery. Apparently, she loves it.
My question is: Anyone else hear of this? Is it safe?
I tried to google for something about it but only came up with pages about vibrators.
Whatever floats her boat!
The amperage is too low to cause any damage, and the sensation can be…stimulating. Press a 9-volt battery to your tongue to get a “taste” of the sensation it provides.
I have had students who really love doing that. The tongue one, not the other! At least as far as I know…
I don’t see why it would be dangerous, assuming it works. I often test 9V batteries by touching them to my tongue to see if I can feel the current. A fully charged one is quite noticeable, but not painful. However, I would imagine the genitals to be much more sensitive than the tongue.
There’s a whole genre of sex toys that use mild electrical stimulation of the genitals. IIRC, Blowfish carries a lot of these toys. (warning: not a worksafe link which is why I can’t provide a specific link to the toys page) Never tried one but they seem to be popular in some circles…
Last I heard the tongue was one of the most sensitive organs in the body.
Wow. Doesn’t anyone out there just have sex anymore?
Other than me and the women I keep tied up in my basement? Few, if any.
Well if that rocks her boat, tell her to buy a tens unit if she can. It’ll take the nine volt battery and modulate it to far more stimulating effect.
Some evening you should plan a romantic candlelight dinner at home. Maybe some champagne. Soft background music. Eventually you two wind up in the bedroom…where you have a Sears DieHard sitting on the bedside table.
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**It rubs in the lotion to keep its skin soft.
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my girlfriend was into electrostimulation via a 9 volt battery, its not uncommon
I have to say that is the first time I have heard of that and I get an Adam and Eve catalogue! I will just stick to nonelectric stimulation.
I teach high school and right now I’ve got one of those students who is just kind of strange. Nice kid, really, but often has a dark sense of humor. So one day I’m giving some instructions to the class and I hear him quietly throw out this non-sequitur,
“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
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It had nothing to do with anything we were talking about. I asked him why he said it and he couldn’t explain, other than he was just trying to be ‘funny.’ Creeped me out for the rest of the day.
South Park - Cartman playing with his dolly. 
I’m dying to know how many people are trying something new because of this thread.
if you go to stockroom.com they have elaborate electrostimulation boxs (the kind used for muscle recondiitioning) with all kinds of kinky add ons instead of the usual contact pads. they have anal plugs, scrotum straps, speculums,catheter electrodes. its quite amazing.
Good God, what next? Last night I measured my areola after finally finding the right kind of ruler. So tonight will I be taking the 9volt out of my smoke detecter???
I wouldn’t worry too much, it is a well known quote from the film “Silence of the Lambs”. The line belongs to one of the villans, a rather unpleasant gentleman, but the quote has taken on a life of its own.
That having been said, put the fcuking lotion in the basket!!!
Ummm, yeah, I know it’s from Silence of the Lambs–I guess I didn’t make that clear. It’s still pretty damn creepy to hear one of your students quoting “Buffalo Bill” for no apparent reason.