So I’m getting a spiffy DVD burner for my birthday/Hannukah. I can’t wait. I’ve got a new video-capture card. All should be well with the world.
It would be, if it weren’t for that utter moron, me.
For about 15-18 years, I was a compulsive “It looks cool and video tapes are cheap” taper. I’ve got all sorts of great stuff and one of the things I really want to do is archive a bunch of rare, never-to-be-seen-again stuff
So my best friend, the pal who’s always been there for me mentions how he read that there are two versions of the movie Twice Upon A Time (the animated one from the '80s)and he remembers, about 4 or 5 years ago seeing the rare, unexpurgated version with me at my place.
“Gee!” Thinks I. “I remember that! That would make a hell of a ‘Thanks for all the nice things you’ve done for me’ type present”.
No big deal, right? Find the tape, record it from VHS->HDD then in a week or so when the spiffy new DVD player arrives, burn it from HDD->DVD (with appropriate file type conversions, etc)
But…
But that shithead, Fenris 1980-1997ish fucked this plan over and fucked it good.
Oh, he was wonderful about taping stuff. I’ve got about 800 video-tapes 'cause of him.
But he couldn’t be FUCKING BOTHERED TO LABEL THEM!!!
Asshole.
Or almost as bad, rather than take the 10 seconds to grab a label and stick it on, he wrote directly on the tape case (not the box that the tape stores in)…wait for it…in pencil…in code. :rolleyes:
I’ve deciphered some of it. [sup]Land[/sup]erII is “Highlander 2” (No. I don’t rembember why I bothered to record it).
*t(smudge)k3 is “Star Trek 3”.
Dr (international “No” symbol) is “Doctor No”.
lotlep is “Land of the Lost” episodes.
But what’s a 8 hoiur tape with three movies labeled:
R[sup]2[/sup]B/R[sup]2[/sup]U/R[sup]2[/sup]M? Or HvsT&HvsDD?
And did I mention that Fenris 1980-1997ish used pencil? Smudgey pencil? And remember that pencils, smudgey or otherwise write in dark charcoal grey. On a black tape case. :rolleyes: I have to hold them juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust right up to the light to see [ul]
[li]If there’s writing[/li][li]If the writing’s legible[/li][li]What the semi-legible writing says[/li][/ul]
It takes 11 second to label a tape if you know what’s on it (which you do, when you’re recording stuff). 11 seconds times 800 tapes=8800 seconds. Divide that by 60 to get minutes and you end up with 146 minutes. Divide by 60 again, and you end up with 2 hours, 26 minutes.
If you don’t know what’s on it it takes 20-30 minutes to label a tape. Fenris 1980-1997ish (I wised up in 1997ish and reformed) was nortoious for saying “Hmmm…those three movies ran about 90 minutes each, it’s an 8 hour tape, I can still cram something on the end.” or worse, in between movies so each tape will (eventually) need to be searched exhaustively.
Fenris 1980-1997ish, if I had a time machine, I’d go back and give you a swift kick in my coccyx. Moron.
As it stands, I (if I’m lucky) might be able to find my copy of the unexpurgated Twice Upon A Time tape sometime before my pal’s birthday. At the end of March.
:: sigh ::
If we only knew then what we know now.
Fenris