…but in less than 48 hours I’ll be hip deep in powder snow, skiing in Vail! …for two weeks. …it’s my b-day present from my wife but somehow she managed to sidle up and get in on the trip as well. The kids too… Hmmmm… and I’m paying for the whole thing… Wait a cotton pickin’ second here!
Yes, that was pointless and mundane but I simply needed to share my good fortune with those less fortunate.
Please carry on with your ho-hum lives while you envy mine…
(…ducks and runs out of room before getting lynched by angry mob…)