Fictional Dopers

Whistlin’ Dixie

Tom Clancy’s character - Jack Ryan

[QUOTE=Darth Sensitive]
Whistlin’ Dixie

Tom Clancy’s character - Jack Ryan
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Ivan Emmetovich, Ph.D.

Ignatius J. Reilly

[QUOTE=Sampiro]
Ivan Emmetovich, Ph.D.

Ignatius J. Reilly
[/QUOTE]

Emperor Ig.

Jesus Christ. :smiley:

deleted.

[QUOTE=photopat]
Emperor Ig.

Jesus Christ. :smiley:
[/QUOTE]

SonnyBoy

what?

Dr John Dorian (Scrubs)

Carpenter on Wood

Kyle Broflofski

[QUOTE=cmkeller]
Carpenter on Wood

Kyle Broflofski
[/QUOTE]

Prince Kamehehe Biatch

and the obvious follow-up

Eric Cartman

[QUOTE=anyrose]

Dr John Dorian (Scrubs)
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Sport

Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife
(Kelso’s nickname for him in early episodes; he later admitted he called all newbies that because he didn’t want to ever have to remember their names)

[QUOTE=Sampiro]
Sport

Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife
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NoBullets
Frodo Baggins

[QUOTE=What Exit?]
NoBullets
Frodo Baggins
[/QUOTE]

Precious Mule (as in “drug mule”- get it?)

I’ll rejoin the threads with

Eric Cartman

Big Boned

Sideshow Bob

[QUOTE=cmkeller]

Sideshow Bob
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DieBartDie (I expect he gets banned quickly)
Peter Parker

[QUOTE=wevets]
Peter Parker
[/QUOTE]
Annulled

Satan

[QUOTE=Der Trihs]
Annulled

Satan
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CouldItBe…?

Dr Benjamin Franklin Pierce (and please do not say “Hawkeye”)

[QUOTE=Der Trihs]
Annulled

Satan
[/QUOTE]

[del]GuessMyName[/del]
Too late.

TheEgoThatWalksLikeAMan
King Arthur

[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]
King Arthur
[/QUOTE]

Cuckold Swordstone
Vincent Vega

GottaTakeACrap
Simon Cowell

I don’t think Simon Cowell is fictional, dude.

Sniper (cuz he, y’know… Gimme a break, I’ve never watched the show)

Thomas Covenant

[QUOTE=Silver Tyger Girl]
I don’t think Simon Cowell is fictional, dude.

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Shucks, how did I miss that? Um…Eleanor Vance (Haunting of Hill House).

[QUOTE=Silver Tyger Girl]
Thomas Covenant
[/QUOTE]
Unbelievable!

Dave Lister