I remember a while back a thread with owner’s manual tips from our pets-on how to get the best service from us->them. And my crew has their report to file, enjoy.
From FA#1: The most effective means of awaking my female pink ape to attend the feeding station is to sneak upon her snoozing form and determine where her mammary glands are and make a fist, then pop her a quick punch in the right side. If ignored, keep attempting until either 1) hurled across the room or 2) knocked off bed. If one is grabbed and stroked , this may offer better opportunity to aim that punch. However, do not not attempt with male P A as this will lead to painful flying lesson and/or boring sojourn in garage without any food. F A#3 is now receiving special food. After a pouting and temper tamtrum I am also receiving special food , sometimes.
From FA #3: I have noticed that I receive both injections and special food lately-do not know reason for this. I feel less lethargic and I believe my vision has improved. The P A have gotten much better at addressing the restroom cleaniliness factor. I have only had to demostrate displeasure twice this past week.
From ** FA#5**: The female pink ape will bestow “loves” if one perches upon the highest bodily point. I have decided that the P A male & female are flipping insane, this fact not withstanding-they are nice to live with.
