Fifth and sixth 'Alien' movie plots revealed

How 'bout that? :dubious:

Aliens vs. Predator

They both sound like they suck.

Alien 4 was one of the biggest cinematic disappointments I’ve ever encountered.

Agreed. And what the hell are they doing to Alien vs. Predator? I bought the original graphic novel when it came out in the early 90s and it was great.

Crummy stinkin’ movie producers …

You actually had to follow the link? It’s all clear without it:

Aliens return, kill people, are defeated in the end . . . or are they?

“Alien” was a great movie. “Aliens” was a great movie. And then it was time to stop painting the picture.

I even liked Alien3, the dialogue was better than Aliens… (Cameron stop writting dialogue… you really suck… Lucas style)

Alien resurection was so nothing it disapointed me.

These movies sound stupid. The “Alien Drop ship” is pure BS! I was sure that the Alien ship from the first movie was actually some other poor crew that came across this species and got it too.

>>The “Alien Drop ship” is pure BS! I was sure that the Alien ship from the first movie was actually some other poor crew that came across this species and got it too.<<
Yes! That’s what was bugging me. I don’t recall the two faced lizards having their own ship.

They don’t. They are transported by other species wo use them for various and sundry other things. Like the humans, who want to make them into weapons.

And the youtja, who use them to train their young warriors.

Why can’t they just leave a good thing alone? Meaning, why didn’t they just stop after Aliens 3? (Yes, I am one of the few who actually enjoyed Alien 3)

Next thing you know it’ll be a TV series. Feh.

I totally agree with you, RickJay. Aliens is in my top 3.

Good God, what’s next? The Core 2?

Star Wars Episode VII: When Aliens Attack

Raargh! No! No no no! The aliens don’t have ships! They don’t have technology! They’re bugs! They’re animals! They’re of the rough mental equivalence of an anthill or a beehive! The ship in the first movie was from a completely separate alien species! You can see the corpse in the pilot seat has a blown-out chest! No! No no no! No! They weren’t invented by the Predators! They’re just animals that eat everything they see!

pant pant pant

Plot of AvP taken from filmjerk.com, and I have no idea why I’m spoiler-tagging this because it’s all crap anyway:This new film will not involve any of the human characters from the films’ previous efforts, instead using entirely new individuals. As reported by several news sources, the story looks to involve human scientists going on an expedition to Antarctica to lure Predator hunters, using Alien eggs as bait. Of course, these plans quickly goes awry and the humans find themselves in the crossfire between two warring alien species.

And one of the characters in Alien vs Predator is “Charles Weyland”, a “driven billionaire industrialist … [who] finances the expedition, chooses its team members and insists on coming along— no matter what the consequence to his health.”

No! No no no! Weyland-Yutani is a faceless amoral corporation! There’s no photogenic young bazillionaire! This is The Corporation, spoken of either in reverent or hateful terms! My god, the franchise is shit already! Is this some kind of sick twisted joke among you movie producers? Are you trying to see how far you can drive this into the ground?

Aaargh!

That’s a pretty natural reaction, but I hope they don’t show it too explicitly in the movie - some of us will be trying to eat popcorn :stuck_out_tongue: