Fighting ignorance my ass...

…more like a fucking pissing contest.

It seems the only thing you people are concerned with is proving which one of you is more intelligent, who has the most experience on these boards, and who is quick enough to be the first in what will undoubtedly prove to be a barrage of posts aimed at humiliating someone when they’ve made a mistake.

I’ve learned quite a bit in the short time I’ve been coming here. But, quite possibly the most important thing I’ve learned is - God help you if you post in the wrong forum, state an unpopular opinion, make an incorrect statement, or post without first searching the archives, checking snopes, AND visiting Google. Hell, some of you practically have and orgasm if someone mispells a fucking word.

When I found this place, I thought it would be fun to learn from the collective ‘you’, and possibly offer information on the topics I know something about.

But that’s not what this place is about.

It’s about proving you know more.

:having and orgasm:

Here we go 'round the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush …

hey, here’s an idea… stop coming here… profound, yet succinct…

whiner

I have heard that the two are related, but not quite in that way…I’ll have to misspell some fucking words more often, and give people some pleasure around here!

Damn you, Manservant! You beat me to it!

[sub]only fuckin’ grammatical or spelling error in the whole post and someone beats me to it…grumble,grumble…
have to get my jollies elsewhere[/sub]

Cite?

Double Drat! There were ZERO replies when I hit Reply! Sorry for the tired old line.

[sub](Hey, did I misspell anything? I usually do, but I totally misunderstood the groans before)[sub]

Good job, you should be very proud of yourselves.

One ‘race to be the first’ (Ferrous)
One ‘attack on an unpopular opinion’ (MFS)
And one orgasm over a mispelled word (Manservant)

Oops, Two in the ‘race to be first’ (tradesilicon)- can’t seem to preview fast enough

Look kids, Big Ben … Parliment.

(I misread the thread title as “Fighting ignorance with my ass…”)

I would like to take a moment now to dedicate a song to you, Photog.

I do hope you like it.

What everyone else said. I’m just piling on.

Does that complete your set? Do you win a prize now?

Bullshit, I Know that’s not true; you don’t.

Damn!

People disagree with unpopular opinions. That’s why they’re not popular opinions. What exactly should people do if they disagree? Not say anything?

Also, when people say, ‘you attack unpopular opinions!’ 9 times out of 10 their unpopular opinion is ‘you’re all a bunch of assholes!’ That opinion is quite unpopular around here, yes, because people don’t like it when you call them assholes. Try to process that.

Are you aware that our computers are not outfitted with tasers? If you post in the wrong forum and someone say “Hey, you’re in the wrong forum.” does it cause you physical pain? See, the thing is, everyone gets nudged for doing this things. It doesn’t get held against you unless you, um, go psychotic and attack everyone on the board.

And finally… if you hate the board, hate everyone hear and everything they do, why are you here? Seriously? To complain that we suck? Lots of boards suck… I don’t post there. I don’t post just to say ‘you all suck! Why do you suck so much?’

–John

I’m sorry you feel that way. I’ve found the boards and the people on it to be quite interesting. Maybe you should stick around a while. I think they will grow on you. And if some cum bubble gives you a hard time, fuck’em. Wipe your ass with their words and go about your business. There are alot of people on these boards and not all of them will jump down your throat.

Ha! Improper capitalization and failure to use a period!

::dances a little jig::

Can we ever be forgiven for trying to get you to think? I can’t believe the audacity. Why should you state facts, do research, use a search engine, or spell check? The SDMB is clearly for whining about the SDMB. That other fluff is for sissies.

Oh, and it is: misspells

It’s deja vu all over again, I tell ya.

Photog, you are absolutely right. And you know why it’s that way? BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY WE FUCKING LIKE IT.

Now piss off.