Nah. According to my sources:
**
-Stil
Oh, and wring, thank you for the ‘drama queen’ comment. It took me a minute or two to begin breathing again.
You know, I used to think the dryer was eating my socks.
Now I know it’s the Boards.
I still want to know how I can fight ignorance with my ass.
[sub]maybe stop talking out of it??[/sub]
Where are these people who have grammar error-triggered orgasms? All I know is that I wish I was one of them.
Romani eit domum
There, that should bring them out of the woodwork.
I just got my hair frosted last night. Just the tips at the front, like Jim Edmonds (the Cardinals center fielder - the GF has a crush on him and thought to try my hair looking like his.)
Parliament? From the french: parle to speak and mentir to lie (tell untruth).
I love to share.
Okay … so parse Funkadelic for us then. 
George Clinton makes me hot.
Just thought I’d share…
OH! And I’m dying my hair tomorrow. And maybe trimming it to get rid of all those yucky split ends. I’m not dying it any off-the-wall color, just some shade of brown to cover the gray. (Gray hair and I’m not even old enough to drink. How does that grab everybody? IT’S NOT FAIR!!!)
Nope, there should be no spaces between the em dash and the parentheses. It would look much better set solid.
)-can’t.
See? Much nicer 
I’d like to kern the ) closer to the ‘c’ but there’s only so much one can do.
no, actually I just think you’re an ass.
piss off.
It took me a minute or two to stop laughing. My apologies for confusing you.
-Stil
Funk From the early 1970’s Boy Toy Band, Grand Funk Railroad and delic from psychadelic experiences enjoyed while listening to same.
I swear, Euty, you need to get out more often. Y’all are gonna be the belle of the ball if you do go for the frosted tips.
Hmmmm, frosted tips.
I’ve been thinking of going blonde, but I haven’t done that since I used a bottle of “Sun Up” when I was 15. My hair’s a plain brown now, cut short, and I’d like to try that Guy Pierce “Memento” look thingie, only without all the tatts. Whaddya think?
Honest to God, I thought you were talking about a breakfast cereal.
Wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they’re hot, they’re lovely.
-checking lipstick in compact, suddenly looks up and jerks to attention-
Tonight on the 11 news Searching for Truth would like to say that she actually feels a bit sorry for Photog. While the boards can be amusing and entertaining and uplifting, they can also be depressing and sometimes-dare I say-frightening in its implications.
-cocks head like TV reporter-
SFT would like to also report that life happens to be like that, too.
-shuffles paper-
That’s all for tonight, folks, sorry to disappoint you. Have a nice night and God bless.
-pretends to skim through paper as camera zooms out and fades-
Up next, Raquel Welsh stars in Not without my Messageboard, the heart rending story of a mother who must wrest control of her beloved internet message board from the hands of kidnapping whiners and trolls.
And after that, the 2001 remake of Groundhog’s Day, featuring Jack Batty in the title role.
From now on, I would like to be called “Loretta”…