Fighting prostate cancer one tug at a time.

I’m preventing prostate cancer AND improving my aim? If THAT ain’t a win-win, I dunno what is.

Honey, it says here 5 times a week, or else I die of prostate cancer.”

Sure, Honey, but you’re going to have to take care of the first 4 yourself

Back to Square 1. :smack:

If frequent ejaculation is flushing out carcinogens, then what’s happening to those who…ah…swallow? :eek:

I covered it in ejaculate!

Youknow, for all the jokes in this thread, it is heartwarming to know that so many Dopers are willing to pull together to fight this serious disease.

Always glad to lend a hand.

I too am impressed with the way dopers come together to promote good health.

yeah, it’s a stiff challenge, but if we all pull together, we can beat it.

Very true my friend. Let us go for it, promote healthy prostates and as to the scourge of prostate cancer…shoot for a cure!

It would really be ironic if it prevented strokes.

What if I don’t inhale?

“Woo-Hoo! I’m preventing prostate cancer like a motherfucker!”

I’ve found that sitting on your hand for a while turns it numb.

This is the best way to get a stranger to lend a helping hand.

Meh, they’re using PlanetOut as a source.

Actually, a double benefit: It increases your heart rate and respiration, and that’s always healthy – kind of like aerobics, only your legs don’t get so tired. Plus, if you take video of youself and post it on the web, us guys can use the video to improve *our * prostate health. Yup, everybody’s a winner!

Of if you sit on your dick for ten minutes first, it feels like giving a hand-job to someone else.

I assuming the acid in the stomach takes care of that.

Seriously though, the line about intercourse is not as safe because of the risk of STDs is bullshit. Men in stable, monogamous relationships should be just fine.

What about those of us in kinky, monogamous relationships?

I ain’t never had no relations in the stable! [sub]Behind the barn, mebbe.[/sub]

I don´t think stable excludes kinky. An in the stable relationship may be kinky depending on the amount of riding tack and whips involved. A relationship with the stable hand may exclude monogamous, and with a stable hand is unlikly to result in ejaculation, so these are best avoided.