According to this (Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk - Study) article, five times a week lowers your risk by one third. Think what a five a day will do.
When I get my new wife moved here, this isn’t going to be much of an issue for me any more, but I’m glad these past 40 years have been involved in very healthy endeavor.
Hey look, I’m beating the odds.
Good news indeed, thought I was going to go blind!
sidebar pup needs a “nut job” 9 months old, and not getting any from the 13 yr old bitch at the house.
135#'s is the cost. Snip snip. No puppy cancer?
And here I was thinking just having tits lowered my risk of developing prostate cancer!
Too bad I haven’t a prostate.
Now, if only there was some way I could help lower my wife’s risk of cervical cancer…
Ok, y’all are right. The title should have been "Great news, guys!! … "
Maybe it helps you ladies in another way. More study is necessary.
I’ve been working towards immortality! I wonder if there is a “Prostate Quotient” and after it is filled I can use the credits towards say heart disease?? I DO raise my heart rate for 20 minutes each time…HHhmmm…
:Quasi digs out his posters of Bettie Page:
Hammanah, hammanah, hammanah!
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Maybe we really can wipe up cancer in our lifetime.
WHOOOOHOahem …I mean…you don’t say?
Q. What is the definition of a tough competitor?
A. In a masturbation contest, he finishes first, third, and ninth.
“The Straight Dope: Fighting ignorance since 1973. It’s taking longer than we thought. Also, our men have really healthy prostates.”
Hey hooooonnnnnneeeeeeey! It says masterbation and not sexual intercourse! Am I in trouble?
No, no. You’ll notice that they say from 20 to 50 years old. So, it’s been my prior effort that is the healthy part.
Afterwards, it’s just for the fun of it.
Shew!! You REALLY had me worried!!!
That would have worried me too.
Now this is Straight Dope!
If only Rudy Guiliani masturbated more instead of going after Judi Nathan, not only his prostate might be healthy…he just might be senator.
heh
I searched for a relevant thread, couldn’t find one, and then started my own… and NOW I see someone started a thread on the same topic hours ago 
See, there really is something to be said for that old saying “Use it or loose it” 