Alright the facts are before us guys. Don’t blow it. It’s really not that hard.
On second thought, make it hard, then blow it.
If they could do that, there’d be no one here to respond to the thread…
And how about us females? Is there some sort of bank we could give to for our own efforts? I’m a great believer in charity work and it does seem like such a worthy cause.
I think the morons.org link is worth reposting.
I doubt anyone will see it in this thread.
Oh dear—I’m behind.
I’ll have to nip that in the bud.
What about hand jobs and blow jobs?
Come back, Jocelyn Elders, all is forgiven! 
Well, I’m a hands on kind of guy.
I’m up for it.
Well, I may have MS, but prostate cancer will never touch me.
NCB,
C’mere, lemme keep you safe
This should be interesting. I imagine it’s only a matter of time before massage parlors start billing insurance companies for handjobs. If you have Blue Cross Blue Shield you don’t need to have blue balls.
“Jimmy, have you masturbated today?”
“No, mom.”
“Well, no dessert until you finish your chores.”
“Aww, mom, do I hafta?”
“No back-talk, young man. You go up to your room right now.”
With enough studies, we’ll be able to justify a life of masturbation, a diet of bacon and cookies, and free time spent on the couch watching stolen cable.
We just have to find the right researchers. We’re making progress.
Anybody else notice how many threads were opened on this topic? Mass jubilation on a scale I haven’t seen before on this board.
I think I have a much better sense of who I’m communicating with online now.
I lowered my risk this morning!
:eek: TMI ALERT!!! TMI ALERT!!! :eek:
Part of a balanced, healthy diet.
With as many duplicate threads Cajun Man has been closing, maybe he should post a sticky thread about this topic.
“Sticky?” Maybe that’s not such a good word to use here. :eek:
Have you hugged your penis today?
Come again?
yeah, I posted this in one of the closed threads, whatcha gonna do about it, Joel?
I’m just glad that it doesn’t say you HAVE to stop at 50 years old.