Masturbation (and Sex) CAUSES Prostate Cancer!!!

Oh crap. I am sooooo dead.

:(:(:(:(:(:frowning: Kind puts a damper on everything, doesn’t it?

I thought they used to be arguing the exact opposite?

Gotta die of something. Prostate cancer is generally very treatable anyway.

Excessive masturbation in your 20s and 30s causes prostate cancer. Sex with a partner in your 40s and 50s cures it.

I think I’ll print that out and show it to some cute nurses.

Seems like the data suggests that if you just KEEP IT UP (pun intended;)) into your 40’s, you will be ok.

Eh, if frequent ejaculation in the 20’s and 30’s is a risk factor, evolution must have intended all men to die of prostate cancer. :smiley:

And yes, I always heard the opposite, that NOT uh, cleaning the pipes regularly was a risk factor. WHATEVER! As if men will refrain from orgasm for ANY reason, however plausible. (or women, for that matter:p) So we all die, big deal.

Since I’m way past my 20s and 30s, there’s no point in stopping now, right?

So did I.

Besides, having sex/masturbating in 20s/30s will probably prevent some other kind of cancer…am I right?

So it’s a lifetime of celibacy or a risk of prostate cancer, huh?

I’ll take my chances with the cancer.

Oh great, like we needed another medical issue akin to one where doctors continually bicker about whether you should drink a glass of wine a day or not. Anyway, prostate cancer or no, ain’t no way I’m giving up ejaculating (whether by myself or with the aid of someone else).

You mean I might die of a stroke?

Yes!!!:smiley:

Man, that made me audibly groan.

high five

Don’t go getting all happy. We both know what’s going to happen. You’ll wake up in the hospital and everyone will be talking about they found you on the floor with your pee-pee in your hand.:slight_smile:

One day I will die.

Perhaps it will be of cancer.

Perhaps it won’t.

Whatever.

Who cares ? NOBODY gets out of here alive. So enjoy it while you can :smiley:

WOOOO! I’m increasing my chances of getting prostate cancer like a MOTHER FUCK!

**Bus Guy to Wife:**But honey, it’s for my health!

You are awesome.

I agree. Two palms up.

Covered with hair, no doubt.

From the BBC article

So 40% of men claimed to have sexual activity less than 12 time a month in their 20s. :dubious:

I’m thinking revisionism, or maybe wife-over-shoulder-during-survey factor.

Hell, I’m pretty sure I’d be talking over 30 times a month, well into my 30s. I am so going to die (or hell, maybe) :wink:

Si