Yet more proof (if any was still needed at this point) that Mother Nature is a heartless bitch.
Eating bread causes death: 98% of bread eaters will die at some point in their lives. Figure has 2% uncertainty.
How in the world did they find enough people for the control group?
I’m confused by the statistics. I think they’re classic cases of easily manipulated numbers that can be made to say anything, and therefore really say nothing.
Not only that, but people filling out surveys about their sexual habits (especially what they did years previously) are completely unreliable – who keeps a record of such things?
I don’t keep one, but I’ve set a couple. 
And… 11129 times for me.
I need a little nap.
Gross. My dad had prostate cancer. That’s a visual I can live without.
I had heard exactly the opposite and followed that practice rigorously. If this new finding is true, I should have died 5 years ago.
*Life has a 100% mortality rate.
Whatever happened to that report last year that said orgasming was supposed to help prevent prostate cancer? We’re right back to the eggs are good/bad/good/bad/good argument, or the one where cell phones do/don’t/do/don’t/do/don’t cause cancer.
Besides: a correlative link is not a causative link. I’ll keep fapping away, thank you very much.*
According to a few doctors I’ve seen for different reasons, including prostrate problems, all any man has to do in order to develop prostrate cancer is to live long enough.
My doctor, after my yearly physical 3 weeks ago, asked me if I was sexually active, I answered “no”. He then told me I need to ejaculate more. i gave him the best Jack Benny silent answer I could have.
So now I can go into a bar and tell the chicks “doctor’s orders!”
Shoulda told him “I’m very flattered, but isn’t that against AMA rules?”
The Goddess is only interested in babies. After you’ve fired off a couple thousand rounds, if you haven’t done your job, She doesn’t care. The correct life trajectory for us drones is 1) make babies, and 2) die.
Just have your line ready: “Did the stone pass?”
Facebook, masturbatory? Never!
If you read the link, the researchers mention hormone levels and sex drive as the suspected cause and the reason for the study. (Hormone levels and sex drive influence the frequency of masturbation/sex.) Still it remains a theory. You can’t just make a leap from correlation to causation.
Manipulate what, now?
Okay, I swore years ago that when the medical community officially decreed that sex is bad for you, I would completely ignore everything after that.
This is it. Credibility gone. No more cancer scares for me. From now on I’m eating, drinking and smoking what I want when I want. I knew all along the bastards were lying, and this proves it. Sex, bad for you? And not even from STDs or hooking, just plain old humpalot screwin? Sorry, no sale here, bub. The ol’ in-and-out is good for a person, I don’t care what my wife says.