On a side note, where are we, medically speaking, on the consumption of eggs nowadays? Good? Bad? Ugly?
I’m guessing that depends on how excited you get eating eggs…
Why am I reminded of that scene in Sleeper where Woody Allen is told to start smoking?
It depends on how bad your eyesight has gotten.
I just wish that after all of these years I’d tried sex with another person.
(But I’m just SO jealous!)
They did? I must have missed that. Do you have a link?
The Daily Mash has its own slant on the story :-
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/wanking-kills-200901271535/
I think the main cause of prostate cancer is having a prostate.
Dammit, I think living is the cause of most health ailments. If I were dead I wouldn’t have to worry about these problems.
PS: If I die of prostate cancer, I will have lived!
No, it’s even worse than that. All you have to do is lie down.
12 times in a month?! :eek: What guy in his 20s is having sex or masturbating less than 12 times a month? Seriously! Name just one. I dare ya! I double-dog dare ya!
Oh man, we’re all screwed! 
12 times in a month! Twice I’ve gone 8 times in one day. (Just thought I’d share that since this is the MPSIMS forum.)
Once I took viagra and fucked a guy in the ass three times in the course of one night for over an hour each time.
Since we’re sharing.
Thanks for the tip. I’ll keep my back to the cyber-wall any time we’re in the same thread. 
He was a perfectly willing (and indeed happy) participant, I’ll have you know.
Oh god now I feel like I’m back in school…
