Flog the dolphin: It's good for yer health!

[beagledave]

So says Australian scientists.

Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s, helps prevent prostate cancer (news - web sites) later in life, according to new research.

Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop the disease that kills more than half a million men each year.

They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up in the gland.

<obvious joke>
No mention of hairy palms or blindness.
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New ad campaigns?

“Who needs Proscar when you have a working wrist?”

[Lord_Jim]

I **beat ** you to it.

[Derleth]

Damn, I was beaten to the punch!

All I can add is the morons.org article on the subject.

[Mockingbird]

And here I was ready with rope, a riding crop, and a full sonar setup.

sigh

[Rico]

HEY!

Leave my wife cadolphin alone!

Besides, she could kick your ass…

[Larry_Griffin-Kentzel]

Great News!! Frequent masturbation lowers prostate cancer risk.

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Cajun Man ~ SDMB Moderator