** Latest on Fred Phelps
We’re still HANGING people?!? **
No, Fred harangs them, not hangs them!
A few more…
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Me and my BIG mouth
Can’t get her to give into your charms?
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Maybe the problem is you and your big mouth.
**SDMB improvement ideas
I Need Butt Muscle.
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Well, that’s a start.
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We need a vacation …
Recommend a good place for an IRA rollover **
Um, Bermuda maybe?
If not for punctuation, the two could be nearly be one from IMHO:
**I Need Butt Muscle.
On Children Who Are Picky Eaters **
mpsims
Idiot NASA public-affairs appointee resigns in disgrace
Waiting for the phone to ring… (job interview)
Idiot NASA public-affairs appointee resigns in disgrace
What are salaries like in Australia?
Powerhouse girl wins District Wrestling title - And no wonder, she’s a Virgin
Okay, that was a weird dream
** Best Use of Stunt Casting
Grammy’s Springsteen Performance **
Whose “Grammy” could be stunt casted as Springsteen?
Too Young for Genital Warts
My baby dry-humps like a MF
**Name our church’s outreach ministry!!
Too Young for Genital Warts **
** Things other people spend lots of money on but you don’t
On Children Who Are Picky Eaters **
** Let’s brag about our kids.
The Aristocrats joke **
Now that’s just sick
Idiot Seeks Advice on Digital Camera
Ask the Seminary Student
**Present ideas for disabled friend?
Pavements of phlegm **
Talking of “sick” ::barf::
GQ:
What is the greatest human cruelty?
Jackson and Grant on U.S. Money.
Not far off, that!
**Visiting the local animal shelter
Catfood is yummy… **
Single on Valentine’s Day: what will you be doing?
Things bored soldiers do.
Hard Drive Houdini
Other industry in Las Vegas
From MPSIMS:
**I'm getting 2 million bucks!**
** I've decided to stop lighting my cigars with $100 bills. **
What, you’re going to start using $1,000 bills instead? 
In GQ:
Question about Defense Attorneys
…And Meat
Bad idea to give them the raw stuff, it makes them overagressive.
reversed, they’d be even better:
What to do if the Boss is hitting on you at a job you Need?
Ask the Seminary Student
<I>tneduts yranimes eht ksA
?deen uoy boj a ta uoy no gnittih si ssob eht fi od ot tahw</i>
Hrm, maybe not.