Final Meal Requests

I just found this list of final meal requests for executionees in the state of Texas on Plastic.

What would be yours?

I have to agree with Stacey Lawton on the jar of dill pickles.

I read somewhere that they rarely eat their last meal, preferring instead to send it back to their fellow inmates. Can’t back that up, so take it for what it is worth.

For me it would be:

Roast Beef
Mashed Potatoes (with pepper)
Green Beans
Iced Tea (no sugar)

Mmmm…, comfort food. And let me tell ya, I’m gonna need the comforting.

This subject was already covered in this thread.

Dynomite stick pie, with a side of Big ass jackhammer.

Cake ‘n’ file, and a .38 sandwich.

It would be a good time to finally try fugu.

Raw oysters. Lots and lots of raw oysters. Washed down with cheap, flat grape soda. Oh, and pea soup.

And then, it’s time to strafe the area with vomit.


Boy do I feel like a jackass now. I even remember when that thread was active.

Pepperoni and jalapeno pizza, extra cheese, lemon pie, and a six-pack of Miller’s Genuine Draft.

Not to worry, it happens to the best of us.

A large order of haggis and a jar of Vegemite. I figure that after a meal as bad as that, the Governor would shorten the sentence to “Time served” and set me free.