They are now saying it was some kind of mold or bacteria.
http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/pit/news/stories/news-100264420011003-181007.html
There’s a picture in there. It’s worth a look.
Monk
Cripes! I don’t even like the idea that such a thing is possible. Ew ew ew.
Gross!
I think that may be even more icky than what they thought it was!
Looks like a dork to me
Still mold is just as bad. And bacterial growth? Double gross.
What I do not get is why the guy drank half of it down. With that much mold in it, it had to be tasting pretty rank
Well, at least I’m not jealous anymore. I thought that I missed out on my only chance to get half-a-cock free in my drink. And you thought Sprite points were incentive!
But the Ora(l) Menudo doesn’t gross him out?
You drink down 3/4 of some liquid crap called Ora Potency at a construction site in front of a couple of jarbabyesque welder types and then notice there’s a scroat in your throat? Something wrong with this picture (especially the one Monkeypants provided).
Whooooooffff!
Oh, that is so disgusting!
I mean…it looks like an oversized maggot!
Now come on everyone, let’s not go off half-cocked here.
Say, did it have a message under the cap saying “You may be a wiener”?
Seriously, I once bought a 1-liter bottle of water (the filtered kind in the blue plastic bottle… not sure if slandering a particular brand name is permitted) with a sport top, and just before I opened it, I realized that there was a big, dead, mosquito hawk floating in the water. The sport top and the bottle cap were both pristine and untampered with.
I still have the bottle in my garage somewhere - I’m hanging onto it in case I ever need some quick cash.
Or a penis!
Or a penis!
Okay, HELLO, people!!!
Now, I am not a scientist. I do not have an extensive visual catalog of molds.
But Jesus H. Christ on a neon green Harley, that is a fucking mold??!!??!!??
Does mold really look like that? That’s so fucking disgusting I can’t stand it.
And yep, it looks like a crank to me.
Well ain’t this a virulent thread!
Bacterial?
Anyway, yes that is some nasty mold. And the question as to how it got so large has led us to a great debate:
You are Mr. Hakimoto Ora. Your Ora Potency drink has come to national attention after the one person in America that actually drinks it found either phallic mold or a moldic phallus in his bottle. Do you:
a) hide under a rock
b) say to the world “And you fools doubted me . . . I told
you it was potent. The mold has consumed Ora Potency
and become superpowerful! Just think what it will do
for people!”
[subdued murmurs]
“Sigh. No, not turn them into moldy penises.”
[Relief. Elation.]
“We will rule! Our moldy penises’ moldy penises will
find moldy penises in their drinks!”
Monk
::hides under a rock himself::
Ewwwww. Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew.
Oh and I found the word “moldic” to be inspired. Truly.
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You took the words right out of my keyboard. Ew.
It does look like a crank, though.
Ew.
That is so disgusting.
I think I’d rather it was a penis. A piece of mold that size in something you’re supposed to ingest? :: shudders ::
I want to know what kind of fucked up shit is going on in that company that a piece of mold that big can find it’s way into their product.
I’m so glad I wasn’t eating when I opened that link. It’s at times like these that I really feel we need a vomiting smiley.
According to the story Monkeypants linked to:
Uh-huh. So Juan got a hankerin’ for some easy cash, and decided to put a 3-inch long pecker-shaped mold in a bottle instead. Ok, fair 'nuff…though I think he’s seen Strange Brew too many times.
Uh-oh, what’s this?
Wow. Mr. Juan Sanchez-Marchez is thorough…he even put moldy peckers (or pecker-y molds) in the bottles that hadn’t even been SHIPPED yet! Dia-fuckin’-bolical!
LOL I would hate to be the man in your life. That right there would shrivel any self esteem a guy has.
On the page linked by the OP did you notice this little bit?
The production date was over a year old and that it contained no preservatives. Mmmmm that can’t be good right?
lets see, some kinda fruit juice, no preservatives could a minor puncture have gotten that viral stuff to grow in there?
Osip
I don’t think PENISES look like maggots!
But if this were a penis, it looks like a small, shriveled up white penis, that was cut off some dead guy!
Silly!