Finally, a role suitable for Chevy Chase.

He should talk to Comedy Central TODAY. He should do a nightly health update about Yasser Arafat just before after the Daily Show – so long as they don’t put him on the show. He can continue this for months or years after Arafat’s death.

'Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat ramains dead tonight"

That might be funny a couple times, but for months or years?

And in tonight’s news, Francisco ZFranco is still dead"

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Still makes me laugh after 25 years.

Geez, I know we are not the only older people on the SD.
I miss landsharks.

I can’t remember how long he kept making the announcement after Franco’s death. Seems like years, but maybe just through to the end of a season.