**AAAAAHHHH, the world is going to end next year!!!
Doper Party 5/21/11.
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:D:D:D
CURSES!!
Well…it’s back to unemployment for me
Unheartfelt condolences
Bummer dude. Hope you can get another job doing…whatever it was you did around here.
Tiny, Insignificant Things That Tick You Off
So a plane crashed in my backyard this morning
That’s hardly insignificant!
**Ever been tied up?
The Dinosaurs Died Out …From… **
Yes, it’s true. Dinosaur bondage has been well-documented in the fossil record.
Things the opposite sex just doesn’t get.
Tell me about Phi Beta Kappa
You wimmin wouldln’t understand.
How do tourists annoy you?
Taking empty popcorn tubs out of the garbage and getting free refills.
It really pisses me off when they pile out of the tour buses and do this.
A question for diabetics
What age did you first see porn?
and how did it affect your insulin levels?
How pushy to be when applying for a job
Ever been tied up?
That might be a little too pushy…unless the job is in Diabetic Porn (Band Name!)
How does one get a job as a nurse?
Is this a dumb idea?
not as dumb as a job in Diabetic Porn…
What’s the ice cream truck playing where you are?
Tell me about being a landlord
By the heavy metal band “Diabetic Porn”
Some Ethanol Production Questions.
Need help from Dope chemists, poisoners
Looking for a job: where to go now?
Am I going to go into labour soon?
Blue collar job.
Your 11 Year Old Daughter is Getting Sexted by a 13 Year Old Boy: What Do You Do?
You put WHAT in your mouth?
Now, now - let’s not be judgmental.
Tell me about temping…
AAAAAHHHH, the world is going to end next year!!!
Oh well, not much point looking for a permanent job then…
Why do I do this? (Angry Fantasies)
Things to do on vacation in NY with a 15 month-old
Whatever you do, DON’T carry out you angry fantasies on him/her.
From IMHO:
You put WHAT in your mouth?
Much Ado About Bisexuality
I am your better. Do as I say.
Let’s Debate Afghanistan In The Pit.
Sir, yes sir! Right away sir!
Interpret this dream using your arcane knowledge
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in feud with sea monster. Newslink
It means you’re late for your Calculus final and besides, you never went to class anyway. Good on you though - none of my dreams ever made the news.
How pushy to be when applying for a job
You put WHAT in your mouth?
How to ship a large package-- please help!
Super Strong Concrete
The shipping weight will cost you a fortune.
Why are “math people” this way?
Anyone Have Any Advice For Looking After a Three Legged Cat?
One little brain fart and Schrödinger’s Cat is missing a leg.
Going out of the country for 1st time: Things I need to know?
Am I going to go into labour soon?
Going out of the country for 1st time: Things I need to know?
Am I going to go into labour soon?
You should definitely find that out before leaving the country.
ETA: Crap, didn’t see that you beat me to it Harmonious Discord.
I’m going to run a half-marathon!
Unheartfelt condolences
Hey, break a leg.
**What involuntary bodily functions are you really, really great at?
You put WHAT in your mouth?
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**Your Favorite “Seinfeld” Episode?
Le Diner de Cons / Dinner for Schmucks **
When I was a litle girl in Poland, I had a pony.