Just get on a jet, Freekalette
Tell her you don’t feel the same way, bbs2K
Don’t do her any harm, Robot Arm
Tell her you have to fly, Mr Bus Guy
Just don’t be a fucker, Earl Snake-Hips Tucker
Tell her you prefer sheep to a gal, Hal
Take a rocket into space, Ace
Chow down like a cannibal, Hannibal
Burn her as a witch, Mitch
Crawl under a rock, Jock
Go punch a lion, Brian
Commit suicide, Clyde.
Get penis stuck in nut, King Tut.
Drop her in the gorge, George.
Tell her she’s not your pick, Dick.
Just be gone, John.
Toss your hair like Farrah, Sarah.
Say you’re shipping out for Iraq, Barack.
Just go with the flow, Joe.
Lock him in the pillory, Hillary.
Just tell her to chill, Bill.
I am totally stealing some of these for the next time I do this song.
Very very funny.
Just bury her in the cellar, fella!
Try to stick it in her fanny, Danny
Run over her Jack Russell, Jack Russell
Give her cat a high kick, Nick
Tell you ain’t comin’ back, Barack
Say her back is too hairy, Gary
Start a disgusting canard, Bernard
Just keep on lyin’ Ryan
Tell her you’re a mutant, Xavier
Say her ass is too bony, Tony