What’s the best finish you’ve heard for that joke?
I’ve heard so many that I can’t even recall any good ones. I remember hearing a rather clever finish a while back but I’ll be damned if I can remember it.
Help me out here. Offer your most clever finish for; Why did the chicken cross the road…
Because the armadillo told him it was safe.
Because it was stapled to the pervert.
Because it was being converted to Christianity
To avoid Colonel Saunders.
damnit lieu stole both of mine.
because it was stapled to the monkey
and
because it was stuck on the perverts cock
I like yours better, Tahssa. Let’s go with them instead. 
To hold his pants up.
Actually, I’ve never heard that one before.
My favorite:
To get the Chinese newspaper.
Get it?Neither do I – I get The Washington Post!
“Because they were telling jokes on this side?”
To screw your mom.
When in doubt, mom jokes never fail.
Well, almost never…
No-one knows, but the road sure was pissed.
Because this is AMERICA ! It can go anywhere it wants.
Because it was a fundie chicken.
Because it wanted to find out what those jokes were about.
this is not funny, but I have heard it told as “becasue the road crossed him”- I guess cross meaning “did something bad to” is the intent.
In Soviet Russia, the road crosses YOU!
Hitler.
To die. In the rain. According to Hemingway.
I don’t really want to get in to the whole long joke, but the punchline was: The Aristocrats!
Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before!
Spock: At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do.
McCoy: Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a barnyard psychologist!
Scotty: Because the engines couldna take it any more!
Computer: Insufficient data.
Android, typical: I am not programmed to respond in that area.
Data: Ah. Humans consider it humorous to pose questions concerning the motivations of domestic fowls which traverse thoroughfares.
Worf: Yes. I too find their “humour” hard to understand.