Finish the sentence: I must be the only person here who...

…has met and spoken with the current Emperor and Empress of Japan.

My father shook hands with a woman who shook Abraham Lincoln’s hand, and my mother was proposed to by Robert Frost*
*okay, not the Robert Frost - I think she used to tell that part not to feel left out.

I went to sleep in my bed and woke up on the toilet??? but I’m sure that’s happened to other people…right???

Let’s see…earlier people mentioned being born and their mom’s not having drugs. Well, I was born in 1957, when it was highly unusual for a woman in a hospital to NOT have drugs, but my mom said she wasn’t having any pain, so they let her proceed without any, but the anesthesiologist charged a token amount anyhow since he had to be there just in case. I was her fourth child, and the only one that didn’t hurt! They saved enough money on me to buy their first clothes dryer.

But that’s not my statement. Mine is…

I must be the only person here who knows the location of a piece of a memorial from a major event of the 70’s that went missing a few months after it was dedicated. I didn’t have a part in the theft, nor did my source, nor did either of us personally know the perpetrators, but the knowledge was passed down to us.

Didn’t happen to me last time I feel asleep in your bed.

…met Colin Fletcher on the trail in Kings Canyon in the early 80’s.

…has been bitten by a camel.

I’ve got another one…
…has sat on top of the Berlin Wall (Dec '89)

I’ve got a picture, but I have to scan it in somewhere.

I must be the only pregnant woman here (or anywhere, maybe) to whom Slim Fast was recommended by a dietitian.

Yeah. I was kind of WTF about it, too.

/not fat (well, big belly…)

I may be the only person who was introduced before a Dodgers game, where the P.A. announcer got my name right, but the person who spelled it on the scoreboard did not.

I have a photo.

:frowning: