… has danced the Time Warp with Ricki Lake.
I wasn’t exactly introduced to him, but Bob Hope was in the Director’s Room at Santa Anita a few of the times I was there as well. He was quite aged at the time and my only memory was of him stretched out on the couch resting, so not up for a whole lot of meet-and-greet.
Oh. This whole celebrity reference made me think of another story or three:
…has been to a pool party with actual Baywatch babes (and their bikinis) in attendance. (And as non-Baywatch female myself, hell NO I did not go in my swim suit.)
…has been hit on by Mickey Rooney. Ew.
…hung out at an 80s hairband’s house on more than one occasion. (Warrant, I’m sad to admit–although at the time, I had no clue who they were. FTR, it was guitarist Erik’s house, and lead singer Jani lived with him at the time.)
That beats me. I’ve only been on 3 times (that I’m aware of). They were all while I was in high school, though.
Please tell me this was caught on video.
…served soup to Pierce Brosnan and Richard Attenborough
…acquired a degree in biochemistry and then one (almost…it’s coming!) in mechanical engineering (and I hope no one else has taken this stupid path through life!)
…taken an ambulance for a 750m trip (less than a half mile…I assumed they’d take me to another hospital!)
…landed a Boeing 777 in the first try with no pilot experience at all (in a simulator, but still)
…used to believe Mr. Rogers was his uncle
…was acquainted with a clergy member who decided to take a different path in life, and is now serving 30 to life for murder.
…has watched a neighbor’s house literally burn to the ground.
…has accidentally dug up Civil War-era cannonballs.
…has been questioned by a federal agent about those bones I dug up.
I landed a fighter jet simulator (F-22 I think, but I’m not sure) on the first try, having never even been in a cockpit (real or simulator) before.
Snorkeled with basking sharks
Full-flight sim? Either way, it wasn’t a B-777 
Good job, though - I imagine a fighter jet would be pretty tough to land. I crashed a CRJ-200 simulator multiple times. Apparently I like the bigger birds!
…starred in an opera (boy soprano, tapped for a high school production of Amahl and the Night Visitors).
I’ll go one further and say I’m the only one here who has ever watched her neighbor’s house literally burn to the ground AFTER a plane crashed into it.
You got me on the Civil War cannonballs though.
Sorry, there are a number of us here.
That’s cute, Smeg. 
Why would you think that?
…has visited a witch doctor. (And attempted to go through with her, uh, very non-mainstream cure for my insomnia.)
… Fell out of a car going ~100km/h, and suffered no injuries at all.
…was one degree of separation from Jeffrey Dahmer, via two different paths (my sister briefly worked with him, and I went to school with one of his defense attorneys).
Has successfully escaped from/avoided rapists on 3 different occasions. When I say I’m flypaper for freaks, I’m not kidding.
Lived next door to a murderer who was always asking me to come inside for a drink. Another neighbor who did ended up dead. I came home from work one morning (3rd shift) and found his photo on the front page of my newspaper. My nail lady was dating the cop who arrested him and I got the rest of the story from her later, turned out he had been bothering me and a couple of other women and for some reason this woman didn’t pick up on the freak vibe. She had just moved to get away from an abusive ex and had 2 small children. 
Spent most of my adult life ‘sterile’ only to have a surprise baby in my mid-thirties. Both my mother and my grandmother also had children after being told they couldn’t, so I guess I should have seen it coming.
Has watched an episode of cops one night and realized I was watching something I had actually witnessed in person when I was living in Dallas.
Has watched an episode of America’s Most Wanted and seen someone I knew, and had just had drinks with a few nights previously.
Has dated someone who was in the country illegally (from England, of all places) who said if they were caught they would go to prison. I still have no clue what he did, and may never know…unless I see him on another TV show. 
He trusted me enough to tell me his ID was all illegal and that he was here illegally, but he never told me what he’d done in England that was so horrible. We lost touch when I wouldn’t marry him and he was desperately searching for someone to help him stay because a friend was threatening to report him to immigration.
Has been pursued by a pro football player and been completely disinterested.
Has dated an eccentric millionaire. (it ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.)
This one isn’t mine, but it’s so odd I have to include it…my friend dated this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Scurlock so I bet I’m the only person here who knows someone who went out with a famous bank robber.
Was in the Radio City Christmas spectacular. Surprisingly, the camels were friendly.
I’ll bet I’m the only poster on this board who has been in my kitchen.
…and Miller for the win!