I must be the only person here who…
has bought horse sperm on eBay.
(Bought a breeding to a stallion for my mare, technically. But, in essence, I bid, won, paid, and was eventually sent a nitrogen-cooled container with vials of horse semen in it)
Has given birth in the front seat of a moving car on the way to the hospital.
Nah, it was still daytime.
I’m KIDDING. I’m kidding. 
velvetjones, were you driving? We had something like that in the local news sometime fairly recently; the woman had to drive herself because her husband, who was in the passenger seat, has a seizure disorder. So when the baby started coming she just set the cruise, or whatever, slid her pants down and gave birth.
The general consensus around here is "… so, what? There wasn’t anywhere for her to pull over? And they say TEXTING is dangerous. :rolleyes: "
…has been proposed to by royalty.
…has been swimming with the Rwandan national soccer team.
…speaks decent Fulfulde.
…got into a heated debate with L. Ron Hubbard’s grandson…naked.
i forgot
…spend the night in a Honduran jail.
…was a witness to a crime re-enacted on Rescue 911 (cop pulled over a car, got shot, cop was paralyzed).
Elaborate, please.
… has been asked by the curate to busk “Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life” at next month’s service.
Airport security officer, late 80’s-early 90’s.
Jessie came through with a bunch of WWF guys who were HUGE. Most of them had to turn sideways and duck to get through the walk-through metal detector. I was standing there like this :eek:, he saw me, chuckled, gently punched me in the arm and said “heh heh, kid”.
Sharon Stone came through but didn’t want to go through the walk-through so I did a pat-down instead. She was very nice.
Cindy Crawford came through and she was pretty snotty.
Warning: Stealthbrag ahead!
Won a blue ribbon at the county fair for my pie this summer.
…has had the rubber soles of his shoes catch fire while attempting to stand on the highway hanging onto the open door of a car going 65 mph.
… shook hands with Pierre Trudeau.
I’ve still got you beat. 
By choice or traumatic circumstances?
prefers to brush my teeth before I eat a meal…
Totally by choice. Bad choice & peer pressure would sum up my teenage years.
Me too, but only for breakfast or if I’ve recently woken up.
… had my first kiss in Piazza San Marco, Venice, by the Grand Canal.
… sat in the captain’s seat of the Enterprise-D.
… melted the sole of his shoe with a hot machine gun barrel.
… took part in an emergency C-section for a cow.
Has 2 third degree burns from a routine doctor’s visit.
Do tell.