Finish this poem ( or make a haiku) because you know you want too.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I am filling out my Customer Satisfaction thingie that I received with my new Whirlpool Duet Washer & Dryer. ( They are fabulous and worth the bucks, IMHO.)
Anywhoo,

In the questionaire there are some questions ( duh)

  1. What are you two favorite features in the Duet?
  2. What is the strangest thing you’ve tried to clean in the Duet Washer?
  3. Did it work?
    And this just cracks me up:

Take a shot at finishing this poem ( no word limit.)

  • A washer and dryer together
    is quite a remarkable pair.
    They can wash and dry socks, jeans and tops
    and certainly underwear.*

My addition:

When I lean on it during the spin cycle
my orgasm can be heard to Buenos Aires.
:cool:

I thought I would open up the floor to all the Doper Poets. Maybe I will print them out and include it in the envelope to brighten some Whirlpool employee or get a restraining order against me. YAY!

2

A washer and dryer together
is quite a remarkable pair.
They can wash and dry socks, jeans and tops
and certainly underwear.

But please be a wary consumer
With dollars or deutschmarks or rand
Don’t launder your money on rubbish
Just go for the Whirlpool brand.

(Sychophancy always wins these things)

3

A washer and dryer together
is quite a remarkable pair.
They can wash and dry socks, jeans and tops
and certainly underwear.

They’ve scrubbed clean all my bloody clothes
and sneaks no longer cloddy
I’m off the hook unless they find
the grave that hides the body. :eek:

Spin cycle brings joy
I can’t wait to do the wash
Who needs a boyfriend?

I love my machine
Clean clothes and climaxes, too
Do another load

4

And when I finished all this work
Murder and laundry are so taxing,
I can use the spin cycle
For some unusual climaxing–
No, I meant relaxing

5

How about rephrasing it to:

When I lean on it during the spin cycle just so,
In Buenos Aires, they can hear my big O.

6

Most Excellent!

7

Meter people! Meter!

Your third line has one syllable too many, while your fourth is one short. And “Buenos Aires” just shoots it through to hell.

Try this.

*A washer and dryer together
is quite a remarkable pair.
They wash and dry socks, jeans and tops
and certainly my underwear.

If I lean on it during the spin
There’s scarcely a judder to see
But my washer and dryer together
Is enough to satisfy me.*

Just a bit more subtle with the double entendre there. Makes it funnier. :slight_smile: