Fire Ants must Die!!! - Help me kill them

[QUOTE=Maus Magill]
James and his neighbor both took a spade and scooped the nest in his yard, and dumped it on the nest in the other’s yard. I like that solution. Let the fuckers kill each other.
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I remember this being the preferred way of dealing with ground-nesting wasps, as a child. Dump a shovelful of red wood-ant nest on top of the entrance to their hive.

[QUOTE=flurb]
If only we could find a way to turn the fire ants and the kudzu against each other . .
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Since I live in the Land O’ Cotton, any area that has fire ants fails to have boll weevil outbreaks. For real…