Fire massacres 45,000 barrels of innocent bourbon

I’m a dunce: when I mentioned Beam and eggnog earlier, I meant Southern Comfort (and eggnog). For Xmas. Yummy!

Thanks for the kick in the pants, nightshadea, I needed it.
ETA: Get this: the SC website calls itself whiskey, while Wikipedia says it’s a whiskey-flavored liqueur. I’m not getting in the middle of this.