Firearm preferences of the My Little Pony: FiM cast?

Well, I was a trifle bored, stressed out, and in a morbid mood at work last night, and I got to wondering; what would the “mane” cast of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic favor…in the way of personal firearms?

Rainbow Dash: Some Tacticool monstrosity. Until it blew up.

Rarity: A S&W Model 10, if my sources are right.

Twilight Sparkle: Unsure. Either some finetuned flashy high-tech thing in 5.7×28mm, or some solid old long gun favored by people who still complain that repeaters are detrimental to fire discipline and a damned waste of ammunition. Maybe a Martini-Henry or a Quigley Sharps.

Fluttershy: N/A. (Would never touch a gun, normally—when in the life-or-death defense of others, would go straight to fighting with tooth and claw.)

Derpy: Mare’s Laig chambered in a .450 Marlin.

Pinkie Pie: I’d have to dig through my reference files to find a something specific, but something along the lines of “belt fed” “rotary” and “underbarrel Livens Projector” should fit the bill.

So…anyone else else want to chime in? There’s still plenty of preemptive childhood ruining to go around!

I think you misspelled “redemption”. :smiley:

I am fairly clueless when it comes to firearms, but I’d think something like this might find its way into Fluttershy’s hooves when “pretty please” just isn’t enough. Don’t mess with the quiet ones.

I’m also inclined to think Twilight would use something exotic. Maybe a homebrewed coilgun she concocted in the library basement. (Or maybe that’s just because I identify with her, and built one for myself when I was a kid.)

What the hell are you people talking about?

According to Dan Shive, Applejack clearly loves the classic revolver. I think he’s right (take a look for complete hilarity)…

Big Mac would use an M240-B. Newest model of the Rambo gun.

I’m pretty sure Pinkie Pie would use one of these.

I’m thinking a violet electrolaser. A homemade purple laser-lightning cannon seems like her style.

It would be very hard for an earth pony and Pegasus to even operate a gun. Unicorns on the other hand probably can multitask a variety of weapons

Doesn’t Pinkie Pie already have a party cannon?

They need Predator-style shoulder cannons, obviously…

She also uses Twilight Sparkle as a magic cannon in the most recent episode. Pinkie don’t need no stinkin’ firearms.

Yep, and she can also use Twilight Sparkle as a weapon.