Fireball Whiskey mini-bottles and toothpicks with dental floss

It’s a chewing gum.
No, It’s a car polish.

Btw, you can get a bucket of 20 fireball flyers…

https://images.app.goo.gl/xKzuFtkxQUWygPeY7

…though id rather just have a fifth, if i were to drink that shit…anymore…

My problem with the stuff is the same problem I have with Jagermeister and Red Bull. “Kids These Days” are drinking stuff that they know doesn’t taste good.

And by “kids”, I’m including immature “bros” who have to drink a few (light) beers before they get the great idea to do shots of wicked-tasting crap.

The drink of choice in my youth was pernod and blackcurrant, rum and peppermint or sambuca, I therefore don’t feel qualified to comment on the drinkability of current choices. Plus my wife loves trying all sorts of weird and wonderful alcoholic herbal tinctures when she’s skiing and her current tipple is Ramazotti which is basically cough medicine.

Ugh. One of my dogs once snarfed up a used condom on the street before I could pull him away. Damn. That dog would eat anything. Had to pull it out of his mouth.

Disgusting!!! Where’s the barfy emoji?

“New 'Shimmer” is a floor wax AND a dessert topping!"

A close friend of mine actually started a Facebook group called “Feral Flossers” to help document all the errant flossers out there. Check it out if you’d like to be a member.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/2115683938560616/

As for the Fireball bottles, that shit is everywhere. Pigs.

I’ve never seen anything of that sort.

Little clear plastic tubes of cigarette filters (for hand-rolling) - seems like their reason for existence is to be discarded on the side of the road

I’ve had shots of Fireball and I don’t know what the hate is about. It actually tastes good, rather than something that tastes like burning. But I like sweet things and hate most straight alcohol so YMMV.

I just so happened to notice one of those floss picks on the subway platform tonight. Weird.

*Small bottles of whiskey all crushed up and plastic,

Butts in small pile looking so tragic,

used condom wrappers and toothpicks with string,

These are my least favourite parking lot things…*

I saw the dentist today and totally forgot to ask about this. :o

Fireball taste like massive barfy hangover. However, if someone buys me a shot, im not gonna turn it away.

4 out of 5 dentists prefer Fireball Whiskey.

While I still haven’t encountered the supposedly ubiquitous empties (possible due to being generally unobservant), I was in a liquor store in CT yesterday for reasons and saw the minis being sold in like twenty packs. Never seen that before, but certainly conducive to mass consumption and mass litter.

Scrunchies; I see them everywhere. How does one lose a scrunchie? The only plus is that the cat loves to play with them.

I occasionally lose one when when taking off hats or hoods in the fall/winter/spring.

I’ve seen a recent nosedive in the number of floss picks, for obvious reasons, but not in those minibottles, especially because we aren’t doing bottle deposit right now. I took a walk around my neighborhood today and picked up an astonishing amount of litter, including (you guessed it) a Fireball mini-bottle.

They must buy only big bottles around here. I’ve never seen the minis. I pick up cans and bottles around my gated driveway a few times a year.
Hair ties just slide off my hair sometimes. I must not be the only one cause I’ve seen hundreds in parking lots.

I took a walk around my neighborhood yesterday, and picked up FOUR of those nasty mini-bottle things! And THREE of them last week.

It’s not 1/100th as disgusting as people who leave rubber gloves on the sidewalk, however.