The World Is Not Your Trash Can

So I was just driving home from the grocery store, and approaching me in the other direction comes this inconsiderate turdbag bitch who is simultaneously driving and going through her junk mail, and throwing the rejects out her truck window onto the road. We’re not talking postcards - she threw out what appeared to be a catalog and then one of those local coupon circulars, which immediately disintegrated into dozens of loose pages.

Plus, this morning, I found three (3) piles of dog shit on the part of my front yard that borders the sidewalk. They were at that stage where they’d developed a sort of dry, dark-brown crust, yet were not completely dry, so that when I scooped them up with a paper plate, they broke open and it was as if the dog had crapped directly into my nasal cavity.

God damn, what is with people?

Bunch of savages in this town.

And a special bonus pit just for the cigarette butt litterers. Fuck you.

sorry, I’m still going to keep doing it.

Then don’t say you’re sorry, goatfucker.

I was sorry to disappoint him, not sorry for what I did. Learn to read, fascist.

because cleaning up after yourself is below your dignity?:confused:

yeah, basically.

Well, aren’t you special? And by “special” I mean “retarded.”

:sniff:

It smells like a trainwreck a comin’…

Why? Do you toss the spent butts around your house, or do you throw them away?

Look, I know it’s not the right thing to do. If a cigarette receptacle is handy, I will use it. If a cop happens to be standing right there, I’ll field strip it and toss it in a trash can. I will also do that if I’m at someone else’s house or somesuch. Walking down the street or driving though? Sorry, I just don’t care enough not to toss my cig on the ground.

I really don’t see this particular habit of mine changing any time soon. So shoot me, I’m a sinner I guess.

The problem is that while these things are against the law in most places they are not enforced.

If a cop wrote you a ticket every time you threw a cigarette butt on the gorund, you’d stop doing it. If you got fined every time you didn;t scoop after your pet, you’d start scooping. If you were pulled over for having your ridiculoulsy loud var stereo on sonic boom mmod in a residential area you’d stop doing it.

Thats why I say screw McCain and Obama. Elect me as dictator. People that do these things will be subject to public whippings.

If you see someone spit on the street, do you assume they also spit in their homes?

Wait driving. Doesn’t your car have an ash tray?

Depends. If they’re jogging or somethin I understand. If they just spit to spit I assume they’re disgusting. Theres a difference between spitting on the ground and throwing trash or a butt on it too. You know it, I know it. We all know it.

Its not defensible. You know its wrong, and you kind of admitted it. There is no point in comparing it to spitting. (wich is in my opinion kind of sick and disgusting, but thats my opinion)

You want to throw butts on the street and then be proud of it? Hey, Im not a cop in your town. But don’t try to justify it as of it isn’t wrong, please. No one here is going to buy it. Heck, anyone with the ability to use a keyboard is smarter than that,

I watched a kid get off a city bus once, and turn around and immediately start tagging the bus with a marker. Some people at the stop started yelling for a cop parked half a block away that the kid hadn’t seen. He tried to dodge by jumping back on the bus. Almost pulled it off, but the driver stopped to let the cop on for him. We were held at the light long enough to see the cop have a chat with him and then …* watch him walk away…
*
everyone on the bus said “wtf?” at the same time. oh well.

no, it doesn’t. They seem to be becoming rarer and rarer in new cars these days. Regardless, I bought my car used so I had no say in the matter.

They make aftermarket car ashtrays. They’re cheap. Hell if you’re so broke (or penny-pinching) you can’t or won’t buy one, I’ll be happy to buy one for you.

If you’re drinking soda out of a can or paper cup, do you just toss that on the ground, too? I’m just curious.

And seriously, does your car not have an ashtray?

I didn’t compare it to spitting, there was no comparison to smoking in that example. That example was only to show that there isn’t necessarily a one to one correlation between “things people do at home” and “things people do outside”.

How did I only “kind of” admit it was wrong when I flat out said “I know it’s wrong”? And where did I say I was proud of it? I didn’t post to brag or show off, just to be honest.

(ftr, I don’t spit on the ground either)