Or he was masturbating like a…a mo-…well, you know.
Isn’t smee goan an Indonesian noodle dish? I swear I had some the other day at Banana Leaf.
There were no neck tattoos nor Harleys that I remember.
This is not quite correct. I work in a casino. I am an I.T. guy. I work closely with the surveillance tech since his stuff is networked*.
Anyway, the pit is so closely watched that the dealers are not the main security for the players. That is the surveillance folks job. The dealers have to pay attention to the game, obviously, as that is their job. However, they can, and do, look around. If glancing back into the center of the pit was a firing offence, well, there wouldn’t be any dealers.
The pit and the cage in casinos are under full surveillance . There are more cameras that you would believe. In the surveillance rooms, those cameras are always on screen.
Players do try and adjust bets and swap cards. They are not successful. The surveillance folks catch them. Additionally, the surveillance people know what to look for, the betting patterns, the tricks, etc. And the dealers are not the ones who do the catching the majority of the time.
Also, the pit bosses do interact with the dealers all the time so the dealers are aware of where they are.
Slee
*In fact I just did a network project for the surveillance department at our other property. I don’t normally work there, however I installed and configured the system at my prop so I was tasked with getting it done at the other property. Well, that and the I.T. guy at the other property was making a fairly simple project into a giant nightmare.
Also, I am in the surveillance room a couple times a week.
On top of that, I spent Thursday in the pit working on another project. While working on the project I was chatting with the dealers and pit bosses. One handy thing about working in a casino, especially the pit, is the surveillance. I misplaced a tool. Couldn’t find t anywhere. So I called surveillance and they told me where I left it after rolling back the video.
Interesting. So let me ask you this: If surveillance were to catch someone turning head on a live game at your casino, would the company axe him for this?
As others point out, this is a useless temporary link. If you’re going to post, take the time to find a permanent link.
(And your improved link isn’t much better.)
Also as others point out, some casino jobs require concentration. A busy craps table has at least three employees who need to stare at the table, stare at the players and stare at the dice. I find it surprising that three are enough to prevent player scams. If one of the three gets easily distracted by skimpily-clad girls that walk by, I’d expect him to lose his job, if that’s what OP is about.
ETA: sleestak mentions that most surveillance is “in the sky” these days, but I suspect at-the-table surveillance is still very important for several reasons.
I dunno, but maybe they would first check with an ex-copy on a Harley with no tats. Or something. 
I don’t think they Axe on the first offense. Maybe they Old Spice. Second offense is Hai Karate! Third offense is Axe.
StG
Are you sure you’re not software?
Each of your posts includes seemingly random off-topic statements. (What does your stock market losses have to do with anything?)
The link you “fixed” still doesn’t lead to anything informative, it leads to a page that says “Come work at Caesars, because it’s great!” Which, I suppose, offers some clue as to where you are looking to find a job, but nothing I couldn’t have guessed from reading the URL.
Are his earlier posts this bizarre? Maybe somebody was careless with their password and their account is now being run by a spambot? (Although an incompetent spambot, since I can’t figure out what it’s selling. Or a brilliant one working for Caesar’s and/or Harley Davidson.)
I know just what you mean. I work in a convenience store with a ridiculous number of cameras, and frequently use the cameras to see where I set a pen or my box knife, in addition to verifying that a customer didn’t steal something while acting weird just out of my view.
How do you know this? ISTM an adjusted bet or swapped card is untraceable unless seen. So if you missed it, you wouldn’t know you missed it.
I wish I could have called Big Brother to find out where I left my keys yesterday. Spent an hour looking for the little fuckers only to find they were under a Carabba’s gift card. How is it possible to lose keys under a gift card?
I want the OP to come back so badly… 
And then I want ferret herder to interpret his message. Ugh… COME ON.
I think he’s saying there are so many eyes on these transactions that it is statistically unlikely everyone missed it at once. Basically, the perp does it while the dealer isn’t looking and may fool the dealer, but there are other eyes all over him that don’t miss it.
Okay, I’ve been fairly patient:
Smee Goan, you must come back and explain whatever you meant by the things you posted.
If you don’t, I have it on good authority from Lewis Black that my death from aneurism will be your fault.
When come back bring news of interview:
Did they notice that you use words unlike anyone on the planet? Were they in awe of this talent, or merely amused? Did you slip the phrase “HD fat-boy” into the discussion of five-year goals? Oh, and did they say “We gotcha ‘belly-job’ right here!” or “So we axe you wanta pull in sum bucks?” Either way, you’re in!
I just registered after reading/lurking for three years to beg OP to return. Please OP, I’m dying to know if you got the job.
C’mon, Smee! This fellow passenger is giving up thousands of hours of his/her time (approx. time I’ve spent on The Dope once I signed up). Just in hopes you’ll give us an update.