We have a customer that by all accounts, should be banned. He has not however, and I as a dealer, have to deal with him.
My biggest beef with this asshole? You see, he says completely outlandish shit, makes ridiculous accusations and because no one disagrees with him, he assumes he is right. Let me make this clear, because you choose to call me names and I do NOT respond in kind, does not mean you are correct. It means I value my job more than the sweet, sweet justice it would give me to ream you a new asshole.
It doesn’t mean I am actually an idiot.
It does not mean that I am an insufferable human being.
It does not mean that when you do something shitty to me and end it with “good things happen to good people” that you have any validity at all.
It does not mean that when you tell people you treat people you respect, with respect and what a quality person you are, that they believe you, or see the irony in you treating someone who is paid to do a job like shit.
Here is a clue, you self-righteous, annoying fuck twit of a human being. I actually have a modicom of respect for you because MOST times, you leave my table. I actually have a bit of pity for you because you are the most hated person in our card room and yet your life is so miserable, you spend 12 hours a damn day there.
What I don’t have:
A. An innate feeling of inferiority to my customers because they are using my services at my place of employment.
B. Low enough self-esteem to put any credence in a social goats opinion of myself.
What I do have:
A. Today? My job. At the ONLY poker room in town that still allows you to darken their doors.
B. Enough money to pay my mortgage, yet again, due to the 99.999% of the OTHER people that come in to play cards, not play god.
C. Enough smarts to know that even on my worst day, I don’t have to wake up and be you.
Fuck you. I’m an employee. I’m not here to put up with your pedantic bullshit. I’m not here to duck from you waving your arms around when you are drunk off your ass. I’m not here to make LESS money because you are essentially stopping my game with your ridiculous statements. AND FOR THE FUCKING RECORD…it is a god damned poker room. It isn’t Nazi Germany. Don’t think that when I have you thrown off my table for being a pompous, insulting, drunk, asshole, that you wave your arms across the table like Jesus at the last supper and announce to everyone “Just remember, what you have seen here today, could happen to you! Speak now for the injustice that you have seen! It could happen to you!” Holy christ on a pogo stick. No, it can’t happen to them. Know why? Because they don’t do what you do. If they do, they can expect to get thrown off the table also.
Oh, and when my supervisor said “Sir, you need to leave the table now.” It means now. Now Now! When he has to come back and tell you that you must leave before he is in danger of losing HIS dealer…get a fucking clue. Grab your god damned chips and GET THE FUCK OUT!
Stalking my table afterwords doesn’t do much good. It just makes the security guys standing next to my table very, very excited that they might get to lead you off to the pokey in handcuffs.
When your fucking, smug, antagonistic, annoying mug shot is on the wall, I swear to all that is sacred to me, that I will buy a fucking frame for it.
Rot in hell, Omaha Gene. Everyone hates you. The players, the dealers, the managers. They just like your money.