I am about ready to shove a roman candle up someone’s ass.
I get that it is all wonderful that we won our independence 200+ years ago. Go us. What a wonderful thing, this great experiment has been. USA! USA! USA!
The thing is, though, that some of us are not miscreant bastards with no job to go to tomorrow. We would like to, I don’t know, perhaps sleep without it sounding as if Armageddon is holding a dress rehearsal. It would also be really swell if I could perhaps open my window on a hot fucking July night without having the stench of gunpowder wafting in.
Ah! Now I hear the sound of fire engines. I can only assume that some drunken fuck has set his house on fire.