SETI confirms arrival of extraterrestrials on planet Earth. Create headlines we’re likely to see.
Here’s a few to start you off:
USA Today: First Contact! Americans Ask: Will They Take Our Jobs or just Our Self-Esteem?
The Washington Post: Aliens Confirmed, Congress Debates Which Committee to Blame
The New York Times: Manhattan Meets Martians—Looking for Good Bagels
The Chicago Tribune: Aliens Try Deep-Dish, Demand Diplomatic Apology, Lactose-Free Options, and a To-Go Box
Las Vegas Review-Journal: ALIENS HIT THE STRIP! Elvis Impersonators Found to Be Actual Aliens
The Miami Herald: Aliens Arrive! Nation Debates if They’re Here for Peace or Just to Laugh at Florida
The Times (UK): Blimey, We’re Not Alone! Crumpets and Tea for Cosmic Company?
The Sydney Morning Herald: G’day, Galaxy Guests! Aliens Land in Oz, Confused by Kangaroos, Emus, and Vegemite
Der Spiegel: Aliens Arrive!: Germans Explain Oktoberfest, Aliens Politely Decline Lederhosen, but Demand More Beer
Le Monde: Interstellar Visitors Land: Leave After Hours of Being Lectured on Wine Decanting and Perfect Cheese Pairings
The National Enquirer:
ALIENS LAND IN HOLLYWOOD! Claim Kanye West Is Their Long-Lost Cousin
Your turn.