There’s just something so wrong with this that it defys description.
(bolding mine)
Yeah, but they make up for it by offering a Darth Vader lawn sprinkler on the same page.
That’ll end up on Leno’s “Headlines” eventually.
I can hear Jay now, “If the owner’s not getting any, why should his pet?”
That may be the most deeply disturbing thing I have ever seen.
[Jabba] Haa haaa haa. Take it bitch![/Jabba]