Halle Berry can ta. . . never mind.
“Patience Price”? What’s Batman’s real name gonna be, Dorky McGeek?
Oh no…he’s going to do gray spandex with black underoos, isn’t he? Oh great gods of cinema, please let him at least use leather…
I mean, Burton’s Batman wasn’t that bad, was it? To get past the “rubber” part, he just added a quick a “clink-clink” sound effect when someone tapped on Keaton’s chestplate, and boom, Batman’s wearing armor. It worked.
What…what are they doing with the Punisher? It’s the gloves, isn’t it? The white gloves? …I always knew those damned gloves were trouble!
Backalleycat Woman.
Did this “Patience Price” exist in the DC universe before this movie, or was it created just for the flick?
Pillbox hat.
Five minutes ago, if you had asked me whether it was possible to make Halle Berry not look sexy, I would have said no. Five minutes ago, if you had asked me whether it was possible to make Catwoman not look sexy, I would have also said no.
But that was five minutes ago.
Man, that must have taken some hard work!
Good thing I read this at home. I can’t stop laughing.