Official saying to new posters, “Welcome”
What we all really think, “Burn the newbie”
Welcome…
You guys are pathetic. This stuff is just for fun. I could quit anytime I want to. . . I just don’t want to. . . So What if I’m only on 4 hours sleep cause I stayed up dopin!!! It doesn’t mean I’m addicted!!! I really could stop . . .if I wanted to.
Thank God they don’t serve Guinness in here or I might actually get fired one of these days.
DaLovin’ Dj
Welcome to the SDMB, ThatGuyWithPants!
I’m new here too, but hello anyway. 
Or the trolls. Not all trolls are morons, most but not all. Conversely, all morons aren’t trolls either.
Why a duck?
Well, someone had to say it! 
Anyway, a big welcome to Guy & Daikona!
This guy will never fit in here. I mean, look at him: He’s wearing pants! No one else here wears pants when we post, right guys?
crickets chirp
more crickets
[sub]Crap. I think I blew my cover.[/sub]
hmm… i get the feeling that that’s not the only thing you blew…
Welcome, Mr. Pants. I also have pants. If I didn’t, they’d kick me out of the computer lab. At home, now, that’s a different story…