Long time lurker finally pulled on my big girl pants. . .
Pants? There was no mention of pants when I signed on.
Welcome to the Dope; the usual assortment of nudzhes will be here soon for your initiation.
I thought we were forbidden to wear pants when posting. Which can get inconvenient for those in snow country. Or maybe it was just *excused *from wearing pants.
What makes a person lurk and never post? I’m curious. I mean, how can you stop yourself? Welcome, btw.
My lack of posting results from having very limited internet access. This week I borrowed a mobile hotspot. Also I think of a reply and then I think, "Really? Sveltington who cares WHAT you think? I really enjoy reading the threads.
I know the pants. I almost said big woman pants because I have a problem with the whole “girl” word used for anyone over 14. I knew if I overthought it, which I usually do, I would never hit the button.
Oh, that never stops the rest of us.
Welcome! As duly appointed Keeper of the Squid, I prepare the ritual…
It’s really so much more convenient if you’re not wearing pants.
Welcome! What part of the globe are you from?
I am a huge fan of cephalopods. 
USA, New England, Connecticut now. Originally Massachusetts.
Oh, we are going to get along just fine.
Who is bringing the goat for the initiation?
I also am very fond of goats. My Grandpa raised goats. I like goat cheese. If you really want to scare or put me off try a sloth those long claws :eek: or a Hyena; although I can at least identify with a Hyena because I too frequently laugh at inappropriate times.
QFT
Welcome! Pants are of course, optional.
Nice to meet you! Glad you de-lurked! 
Never mention PODS again ( to me, I mean). Welcome to playground.
What kinda toys you bring?
Pants. Funny word.
PODS?? Portable storage units?
Toys ah yes coincidentally I have MANY toys; but the one I always carry is my oversized plastic rainbow slinky. Moving it from hand to hand creates a lovely soothing whirring sound and a cool breeze in the Summer. Do finger puppets count as toys? For some reason I have a collection of those.
:smack:Omg CephaloPODS
duh sorry
I have issues.
The Last slinky I had I kinked it all up.
I’ll bring the wine and cheese to the initiation.
I have to finish this beer first.
Don’t worry. I’m wearing pants today.